What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
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13.24
では11.75
透明13.71
大きい12.90
乗せる13.07
デカい14.13
解せる14.60
宜しければ13.89
ご免13.00
一気飲み14.94
12.46
世紀14.47
それとも13.02
始める12.48
ぐいと14.83
付ける13.02
妄想13.81
高覧15.05
掛ける13.30
早速13.13
よね12.43
一つ12.53
話し掛ける14.01
方向13.02
13.33
並み13.87
カッコ14.22
ない11.61
インチキ14.98
最初12.54
遂に13.82
以内12.31
行く11.99
二度13.63
ならない12.51
また12.19
もんですか15.07
近寄る13.45
こんなに13.14
下部14.57
ドヤ顔14.12
惚れ薬15.10
ふざける13.70
13.31
ボケ13.70
手入れ13.12
12.31
ぐりぐり14.49
12.71
さっき12.78
はぁ12.88
出し12.32
これまた13.87
怖がる13.74
ピテカントロプス17.42
ふに14.82
ずっと12.68
こいつ12.74
もし12.64
熱す14.41
ぶちまける14.24
優しい12.76
12.51
そうやって13.58
持つ12.02
くらい12.33
見る見る13.97
あぁ12.97
同じ12.31
さては14.53
浮かべる12.57
詰める13.86
正真正銘14.26
甚い13.90

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