What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Statistics

Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
何で12.52
12.11
さては14.53
優しい12.76
12.71
でく14.20
ふに14.82
ぼっち14.34
二人12.19
ない11.61
開ける13.04
押し付け13.70
入る12.14
なんて12.13
留め13.86
ようだ12.24
思う11.61
響き渡る13.85
12.62
いやぁ13.76
ダメ12.93
連載14.03
12.67
一つ12.53
12.24
そんなに12.88
12.47
近寄る13.45
何ともない14.45
宜しければ13.89
代子15.67
高校生13.97
かね13.25
開け13.07
をして12.06
にも12.03
証明13.41
二度13.63
妄想13.81
ピテカントロプス17.42
そうやって13.58
13.24
冗談13.17
しまう12.03
13.31
ハート13.84
12.47
12.46
プラシーボ効果15.88
合う12.87
13.76
以内12.31
謝る13.20
のか11.74
もんですか15.07
ビンタ14.74
バナー15.41
打ち荷13.13
怖がる13.74
だった11.58
取っ13.00
解せる14.60
出し12.32
おかしい12.76
13.99
そっと13.14
これで12.58
持つ12.02
こんな12.33
透明13.71
綺麗12.92
世界観14.46
何とか12.77
そちら13.02
今回12.47

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