What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

What would happen if I gave a love potion to my sharp-tongued, tsundere junior girl who's always so prickly...?

間咲正樹

"Tomita, listen to me. I've finally done it—I've made the invention of the century!" "Huh? Please, keep your jokes to your face, Chief. I'm sure it's just another one of those phony tricks that wouldn't even fool a child, right? Last time, you just stuck a bamboo dragonfly to a headband and called it a 'Takeccopter' with that smug look on your face! Aren't you embarrassed, being a high school student? Or are you researching ways to cool down the atmosphere to save the Earth from global warming?" As always, it's just the two of us in the Science Club room—me and Tomita. And as always, Tomita's sharp tongue rings out. Honestly, if this guy would just keep quiet, he'd have a cute face. But well, you won't be able to keep up that attitude for much longer, Tomita. "This time it's genuine—a real, honest-to-goodness invention!" "—? What is this?" I placed a small bottle of transparent liquid in front of Tomita. "Hehehehe, this is—a love potion!" "Wh-what!?" Tomita's already large, round eyes widened even further, and her mouth fell open. "Whoever drinks this will fall in love with the first person they see!" "No, no, no, haven't you been reading too many light novels, Chief? There's no way someone with an IQ like yours could make something like that! Please keep those painful delusions in your black history notebook where they belong!" "Hmm? So you're scared to drink it, are you?" "Wha—!?" In an instant, a huge anger mark appeared on Tomita's forehead. "Deep down, you think this might actually be real, don't you? You're scared that if you drink it, you'll fall for me. That's why you're trying to steer the conversation away from drinking it. Am I right?" "Th-that's completely wrong! Why would I be scared of your pathetic invention! Fine, I'll drink it! I'll drink it and prove it's a fake, and I'll shower you with insults so harsh you'll never recover!" "Hehehehe, I look forward to it." *Also posted on Kakuyomu.

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Reading Time
19 min
Words 757
Sentences 106
Characters 1,495
Unique Words 375
1-Occurrence Words
276
Unique Kanji 215
1-Occurrence Kanji
125
Avg Word Difficulty 2.26
Avg Sentence Length 7.1

Word List (375 words)

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頁13.69
心の支え14.90
今回12.47
でも11.70
手負い13.20
思いきり14.55
小瓶14.20
ホントに13.85
売淫13.60
れる11.22
顎クイ15.88
毒舌14.66
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克く12.46
ホ14.73
抱きしめる13.35
中11.86
綺麗12.92
すら12.67
フライパン14.24
恥ずかしい13.05
口12.30
打ち荷13.13
です11.71
押し付け13.70
あれれれ16.36
一気に12.98
黙る12.92
距離12.79
い12.74
高度13.58
一季15.13
インチキ14.98
目を合わせる14.66
行く11.99
ならない12.51
有り難うございました13.41
ほら13.02
しまった12.19
られる11.68
にして12.30
えっ12.85
せ12.05
しまう12.03
真下13.15
詰める13.86
ちゃう12.74
いけない12.71
為に12.22
これで12.58
以内12.31
そう11.75
ビンタ14.74
始める12.48
空気12.85
へっぽこ15.16
のか11.74
インク14.14
響き渡る13.85
ない11.61
そうやって13.58
何ともない14.45
デカい14.13
何とか12.77
あぁ12.97
見てくれ14.01
殿12.18
宜しければ13.89
戴き13.44
する11.24
高覧15.05
恥13.76
ドヤ顔14.12
ラノベ14.59

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