Don't grow a penis on yourself. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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There's something mysterious about how writing "(I'm male)" in the corner reveals room for deliberation. Also, checking on my beloved car.
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Statistics
Reading Time 17 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 692
Sentences 99
Characters 1,395
Unique Words 348
1-Occurrence Words 256
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 232
1-Occurrence Kanji 140
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.32
Avg Sentence Length 7.0
Word List (348 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| が | 23 | 0.48 |
| と | 21 | 0.77 |
| の | 20 | 0.28 |
| に | 18 | 0.54 |
| は | 17 | 0.48 |
| だ | 16 | 1.16 |
| を | 15 | 0.41 |
| て | 14 | 0.56 |
| 君 | 14 | 2.19 |
| で | 13 | 0.86 |
| 部長 | 10 | 3.80 |
| する | 10 | 1.24 |
| です | 9 | 1.71 |
| な | 8 | 1.04 |
| ね | 8 | 1.64 |
| 話 | 7 | 1.96 |
| 男 | 7 | 2.13 |
| いる | 6 | 1.00 |
| ちんちん | 6 | 5.50 |
| か | 6 | 1.46 |
| 思う | 5 | 1.61 |
| アクセル | 5 | 4.57 |
| んです | 5 | 2.32 |
| 行く | 5 | 1.99 |
| ブレーキ | 5 | 4.57 |
| どう | 4 | 2.34 |
| ない | 4 | 1.61 |
| なんです | 4 | 2.80 |
| して | 4 | 1.31 |
| 仮 | 4 | 3.86 |
| 俺 | 4 | 1.41 |
| 間違える | 3 | 3.64 |
| んだ | 3 | 1.80 |
| 踏む | 3 | 3.32 |
| かも知れない | 3 | 2.21 |
| もし | 3 | 2.64 |
| ば | 3 | 1.60 |
| よ | 3 | 1.48 |
| 描く | 3 | 3.10 |
| 屋 | 3 | 3.36 |
| 市内 | 3 | 2.23 |
| ぞ | 3 | 2.08 |
| のか | 3 | 1.74 |
| でも | 3 | 1.70 |
| って | 3 | 1.78 |
| も | 3 | 1.04 |
| イラスト | 3 | 4.19 |
| 書く | 3 | 2.69 |
| なる | 2 | 1.37 |
| いや | 2 | 2.14 |
| 事 | 2 | 1.75 |
| 台無し | 2 | 4.04 |
| としたら | 2 | 3.18 |
| 二人きり | 2 | 3.85 |
| 古い | 2 | 3.58 |
| 出来る | 2 | 2.15 |
| だが | 2 | 1.83 |
| 当然 | 2 | 2.54 |
| 物 | 2 | 2.51 |
| ちん | 2 | 4.37 |
| 下さい | 2 | 2.34 |
| たり | 2 | 2.26 |
| 買い | 2 | 3.70 |
| その後 | 2 | 2.80 |
| 既に | 2 | 2.68 |
| 面白い | 2 | 2.98 |
| おまけ | 2 | 3.96 |
| 女の子 | 2 | 2.92 |
| てる | 2 | 1.65 |
| じゃあ | 2 | 2.61 |
| さん | 2 | 1.77 |
| チュン | 2 | 5.45 |
| 聞く | 2 | 1.95 |
| 仕様 | 2 | 2.43 |
| 語る | 2 | 3.02 |
| あ | 2 | 2.22 |
| だろ | 2 | 2.69 |
| や | 2 | 1.75 |
| 私 | 2 | 1.50 |
| えー | 2 | 3.52 |
| 出る | 2 | 2.34 |
| には | 2 | 1.57 |
| 隅っこ | 2 | 4.42 |
| 方 | 2 | 1.96 |
| 漫画 | 2 | 3.68 |
| 向かう | 2 | 2.31 |
| 遊び | 2 | 3.37 |
| 懸 | 2 | 2.62 |
| 若しかしたら | 2 | 3.16 |
| こと | 2 | 1.30 |
| 損得 | 2 | 4.97 |
| へ | 2 | 1.95 |
| えっ | 1 | 2.85 |
| 絶対に | 1 | 2.91 |
| よし | 1 | 2.94 |
| 丈 | 1 | 1.71 |
| 間違っても | 1 | 4.20 |
| 者 | 1 | 2.04 |
| 未だ | 1 | 2.14 |
| 前提 | 1 | 3.58 |
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