Regarding How I, an Old Man, Ended Up Being Lavishly Adored by a Questionable Character While I Was Mocking a Suspicious Scam DM Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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A robust, single salaryman (45 years old) playfully teased a suspiciously obvious scam DM he found on SNS on a whim, but before he knew it, something outrageous happened...?! (This features a robust, bearded older man in the uke role, but contains no sexual content. It is based on a joke I posted on X.) (I plan to post this later on Alphapolis and pixiv under the pen name Shingorou.)
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Statistics
Reading Time 60 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 2,398
Sentences 297
Characters 4,825
Unique Words 949
1-Occurrence Words 676
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 585
1-Occurrence Kanji 306
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.27
Avg Sentence Length 8.1
Word List (949 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| あっての | 1 | 4.12 |
| 治療費 | 1 | 4.78 |
| 未だ | 1 | 2.14 |
| 高価 | 1 | 3.78 |
| 枚 | 1 | 3.14 |
| おこがましい | 1 | 4.55 |
| 信用 | 1 | 3.34 |
| 濡れ | 1 | 3.98 |
| タスク | 1 | 4.68 |
| 玩具 | 1 | 3.80 |
| 変 | 1 | 2.97 |
| 時 | 1 | 2.26 |
| それから | 1 | 2.79 |
| し過ぎる | 1 | 4.58 |
| 持ち | 1 | 2.99 |
| ニュース速報 | 1 | 6.51 |
| 通り | 1 | 2.74 |
| 写し | 1 | 4.42 |
| 受け止める | 1 | 3.22 |
| 抱く | 1 | 2.83 |
| 上手く | 1 | 2.88 |
| 偽り | 1 | 4.00 |
| その儘 | 1 | 2.51 |
| 筈 | 1 | 2.97 |
| お休みなさい | 1 | 4.33 |
| ので | 1 | 1.80 |
| その後 | 1 | 2.80 |
| ファン | 1 | 3.72 |
| 故に | 1 | 3.04 |
| 誤解 | 1 | 3.50 |
| ようやく | 1 | 2.82 |
| 床 | 1 | 3.03 |
| ご両親 | 1 | 4.28 |
| 何となく | 1 | 3.07 |
| 知る | 1 | 2.11 |
| 悪態 | 1 | 4.13 |
| 一人で | 1 | 2.92 |
| 急遽 | 1 | 4.20 |
| 麻痺 | 1 | 3.54 |
| セレブ | 1 | 4.99 |
| スタッフ | 1 | 4.01 |
| 中 | 1 | 1.86 |
| 大仰 | 1 | 4.31 |
| むさい | 1 | 5.17 |
| 幸せにする | 1 | 4.66 |
| 新築 | 1 | 5.00 |
| 嫌な気持ち | 1 | 5.16 |
| がし | 1 | 3.14 |
| 許す | 1 | 2.89 |
| 蜜 | 1 | 4.13 |
| 傷つく | 1 | 3.63 |
| 手段 | 1 | 3.10 |
| 遊ぶ | 1 | 3.13 |
| 直ぐにでも | 1 | 3.90 |
| 覚え | 1 | 2.76 |
| 送る | 1 | 2.89 |
| 中々 | 1 | 2.84 |
| 蓄え | 1 | 4.11 |
| にしろ | 1 | 3.62 |
| 若い | 1 | 3.13 |
| 方 | 1 | 1.96 |
| めげる | 1 | 4.62 |
| 眩しい | 1 | 3.69 |
| 手入れ | 1 | 3.12 |
| 分からん | 1 | 3.29 |
| 脅し | 1 | 3.90 |
| 誰にも | 1 | 3.40 |
| 毒 | 1 | 2.97 |
| 近代的 | 1 | 5.18 |
| 途切れる | 1 | 3.95 |
| 浮かぶ | 1 | 2.94 |
| 駄目 | 1 | 2.86 |
| 痛む | 1 | 3.75 |
| 頑張る | 1 | 3.15 |
| 逃げて | 1 | 3.41 |
| 叱る | 1 | 3.72 |
| 嘲笑 | 1 | 4.09 |
| 落ち込む | 1 | 3.58 |
| 頬 | 1 | 2.86 |
| せず | 1 | 3.08 |
| はん | 1 | 4.28 |
| 産まれる | 1 | 3.89 |
| 今日も今日とて | 1 | 4.68 |
| 経営 | 1 | 3.82 |
| 初めて | 1 | 2.64 |
| 背 | 1 | 3.00 |
| 個性 | 1 | 4.25 |
| 人達 | 1 | 3.16 |
| 歯がゆい | 1 | 4.69 |
| シャワー | 1 | 4.13 |
| 浴びる | 1 | 3.52 |
| 習慣 | 1 | 4.05 |
| 内容 | 1 | 2.74 |
| っつー | 1 | 4.51 |
| 神 | 1 | 2.42 |
| 滑る | 1 | 3.72 |
| びしょ濡れ | 1 | 4.96 |
| 付ける | 1 | 3.02 |
| 動く | 1 | 2.53 |
| 退屈 | 1 | 3.79 |
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