Regarding How I, an Old Man, Ended Up Being Lavishly Adored by a Questionable Character While I Was Mocking a Suspicious Scam DM

Regarding How I, an Old Man, Ended Up Being Lavishly Adored by a Questionable Character While I Was Mocking a Suspicious Scam DM

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A robust, single salaryman (45 years old) playfully teased a suspiciously obvious scam DM he found on SNS on a whim, but before he knew it, something outrageous happened...?! (This features a robust, bearded older man in the uke role, but contains no sexual content. It is based on a joke I posted on X.) (I plan to post this later on Alphapolis and pixiv under the pen name Shingorou.)

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Reading Time
60 min
Words 2,398
Sentences 297
Characters 4,825
Unique Words 949
1-Occurrence Words
676
Unique Kanji 585
1-Occurrence Kanji
306
Avg Word Difficulty 2.27
Avg Sentence Length 8.1

Word List (949 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
助けて13.13
囁く13.56
隙13.12
おこがましい14.55
食う13.13
直ぐに12.43
滅茶苦茶13.68
それでも12.43
記録13.45
嬉しい12.74
愛する13.63
一人で12.92
大海14.74
誤解13.50
仲良く13.30
ねえ12.74
動く12.53
ロマンス詐欺17.59
思い知る14.17
溢れ13.33
散らかる14.65
恐る恐る13.65
嫌い13.22
にしろ13.62
人物12.80
押し寄せる13.80
愛らしい13.85
ではまた14.44
がし13.14
成るべく13.53
期限14.26
足る13.81
画像13.99
において13.01
当たり障り15.25
滅多に13.78
楽しむ13.09
人間12.21
調度品14.32
ひと段落14.74
その時12.75
単純13.19
結婚12.95
キモイ14.87
聞く11.95
時12.26
ボケ13.70
気持14.29
いいね13.98
それで12.44
これから12.69
お礼13.28
最高13.21
執着13.98
怖気14.46
デカ14.15
無駄骨15.53
これは12.28
長期的14.66
守る12.66
原因13.06
気がする12.98
何12.09
として11.89
静かに13.02
びしょ濡れ14.96
眠る13.15
攴14.18
ようだ12.24
柔軟性14.67
暖かい人16.27
粘着性15.26
床13.03
中身13.25
違和感13.28
狭い13.45
売り切れ14.77
急に13.14
連帯保証人16.21
知る12.11
どっちか14.25
波動12.63
ご馳走14.05
盛り14.31
セリフ13.66
お終い14.86
おまけに13.78
熱烈14.50
初めて12.64
未だ12.14
単なる13.61
バリ14.68
確かに12.39
雨13.28
閉じる13.13
送る12.89
幾らでも13.46
送信14.54
暮らす13.59
友人13.09

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