Regarding How I, an Old Man, Ended Up Being Lavishly Adored by a Questionable Character While I Was Mocking a Suspicious Scam DM Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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A robust, single salaryman (45 years old) playfully teased a suspiciously obvious scam DM he found on SNS on a whim, but before he knew it, something outrageous happened...?! (This features a robust, bearded older man in the uke role, but contains no sexual content. It is based on a joke I posted on X.) (I plan to post this later on Alphapolis and pixiv under the pen name Shingorou.)
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Statistics
Reading Time 60 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 2,398
Sentences 297
Characters 4,825
Unique Words 949
1-Occurrence Words 676
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 585
1-Occurrence Kanji 306
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.27
Avg Sentence Length 8.1
Word List (949 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| じわじわ | 1 | 4.21 |
| 機嫌 | 1 | 3.63 |
| バリ | 1 | 4.68 |
| ウンザリ | 1 | 4.90 |
| 清涼 | 1 | 4.79 |
| 粘着性 | 1 | 5.26 |
| 愛でたい | 1 | 5.50 |
| エンター | 1 | 6.43 |
| セリフ | 1 | 3.66 |
| 女神 | 1 | 2.98 |
| びしょ濡れ | 1 | 4.96 |
| とか | 1 | 2.08 |
| 明かす | 1 | 3.95 |
| もう | 1 | 2.11 |
| はん | 1 | 4.28 |
| しかし | 1 | 2.08 |
| 業界人 | 1 | 6.18 |
| 脅し | 1 | 3.90 |
| 金 | 1 | 2.82 |
| 魅力的 | 1 | 3.80 |
| 毎日のように | 1 | 4.24 |
| 連帯保証人 | 1 | 6.21 |
| 問題 | 1 | 2.39 |
| 信用 | 1 | 3.34 |
| 食う | 1 | 3.13 |
| 的 | 1 | 2.51 |
| お終い | 1 | 4.86 |
| シンプル | 1 | 3.78 |
| 熱い | 1 | 3.28 |
| 日本人 | 1 | 3.58 |
| お休みなさい | 1 | 4.33 |
| 単純 | 1 | 3.19 |
| つつ | 1 | 2.62 |
| 嬉しい | 1 | 2.74 |
| 未だ | 1 | 2.14 |
| 送信 | 1 | 4.54 |
| 寄せ | 1 | 3.32 |
| シャワー | 1 | 4.13 |
| 人々 | 1 | 2.97 |
| 有能 | 1 | 3.85 |
| 許す | 1 | 2.89 |
| フィクション | 1 | 4.71 |
| 幸せにする | 1 | 4.66 |
| 善くもまあ | 1 | 4.57 |
| 夢 | 1 | 2.91 |
| 返し | 1 | 3.12 |
| 寄る | 1 | 3.37 |
| 往き | 1 | 3.06 |
| いいね | 1 | 3.98 |
| 生える | 1 | 3.27 |
| 攴 | 1 | 4.18 |
| 自暴自棄 | 1 | 4.80 |
| ぼちぼち | 1 | 4.80 |
| 心配 | 1 | 2.58 |
| 押し寄せる | 1 | 3.80 |
| 鮮やか | 1 | 3.84 |
| 到着音 | 1 | 5.74 |
| まで | 1 | 1.84 |
| ねえ | 1 | 2.74 |
| 蜜 | 1 | 4.13 |
| 個性 | 1 | 4.25 |
| きっかけ | 1 | 3.69 |
| 前 | 1 | 2.31 |
| 笑いもの | 1 | 5.05 |
| 初めて | 1 | 2.64 |
| 枝 | 1 | 3.45 |
| 腹 | 1 | 3.05 |
| 蓄え | 1 | 4.11 |
| 友人 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 周り | 1 | 2.77 |
| 送る | 1 | 2.89 |
| こんなに | 1 | 3.14 |
| 引っ張り | 1 | 3.84 |
| 雑誌 | 1 | 4.28 |
| この上ない | 1 | 4.14 |
| 取 | 1 | 3.79 |
| 次第に | 1 | 3.63 |
| 呼ぶ | 1 | 2.52 |
| 思わず | 1 | 2.73 |
| 夫 | 1 | 3.35 |
| あからさま | 1 | 3.81 |
| 止まない | 1 | 4.63 |
| それなり | 1 | 3.46 |
| ずっと | 1 | 2.68 |
| 付けっぱなし | 1 | 5.52 |
| 良くある | 1 | 3.90 |
| 刻 | 1 | 2.65 |
| 書類 | 1 | 3.28 |
| ありがとう御座います | 1 | 2.84 |
| 愛らしい | 1 | 3.85 |
| 奉加 | 1 | 2.99 |
| 設え | 1 | 4.73 |
| し過ぎる | 1 | 4.58 |
| 一目 | 1 | 3.72 |
| 即座に | 1 | 3.25 |
| ファッションモデル | 1 | 6.09 |
| 長期的 | 1 | 4.66 |
| に依る | 1 | 2.76 |
| ささくれる | 1 | 5.52 |
| 狭い | 1 | 3.45 |
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