A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

白雛

If I can scare you in just one page and a few lines! Then I should be able to make you laugh in one page and a few lines too! This is a corner where I'll post loose, one-liner jokes at a pace of about once a day. Updated every night at 8 PM! Feel free to read them whenever you like—whether it's when you get home, during those melancholic late-night moods, or all at once over the weekend! ※However, since just a few lines of jokes on first reading would be too cryptic to understand, I'll post about ten jokes on the first day only. ※Due to character limitations, I can't switch pages, so new updates will be added at the bottom. ※Some jokes may be in poor taste. Please be warned. ※As a special request for more reactions, I'm also posting ten jokes on the second day. Starting June 2nd, I'll switch to posting one joke per day. ※I came up with a more accessible title and changed it! Well then, let's begin.

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Statistics

Reading Time
54 min
Words 2,231
Sentences 505
Characters 4,285
Unique Words 968
1-Occurrence Words
673
Unique Kanji 512
1-Occurrence Kanji
261
Avg Word Difficulty 2.55
Avg Sentence Length 4.4

Word List (968 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
43.14
いる41.00
のか41.74
ブロック44.10
なんか42.48
思う41.61
すげぇ44.23
43.28
41.60
出る42.34
41.97
まぁ42.52
あっ41.98
足場43.73
42.72
行く31.99
天使33.25
ここ32.11
厨二34.68
32.74
仕様32.43
32.09
気持ち32.61
いい32.05
とか32.08
レベルアップ33.01
33.26
より32.31
しか32.33
なー33.13
いいから33.49
えー33.52
と言う31.58
ねー32.79
31.29
そんな31.84
ちゃった33.01
起きる32.74
33.47
いや32.14
ほら33.02
33.69
33.28
あの人33.29
ユーザー34.53
絶対33.07
のに32.21
ご免33.00
知る32.11
向こう32.90
ゴール33.90
ねぇ32.61
あそこ33.21
ながら31.91
離す33.22
31.75
最強33.25
愛す33.65
神様33.24
です31.71
ダメ32.93
見る32.00
でかい33.66
うーん33.12
今年33.34
32.98
まで31.84
奇跡33.58
こっち32.61
33.54
なぁ32.56
しかし32.08
飼う23.95
八つ22.93
かな22.42
はい22.31
よしきた25.33
25.29
23.33
渡る23.38
アー24.87
かい22.98
午前23.84
どんな22.69
滑る23.72
どじ25.89
けど21.79
ねえ22.74
入れ22.71
眠れる23.78
22.51
24.96
歓声23.51
消える22.71
犯人23.57
22.74
はー23.65
生き証人25.44
だろ22.69
塗工24.13

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