A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

白雛

If I can scare you in just one page and a few lines! Then I should be able to make you laugh in one page and a few lines too! This is a corner where I'll post loose, one-liner jokes at a pace of about once a day. Updated every night at 8 PM! Feel free to read them whenever you like—whether it's when you get home, during those melancholic late-night moods, or all at once over the weekend! ※However, since just a few lines of jokes on first reading would be too cryptic to understand, I'll post about ten jokes on the first day only. ※Due to character limitations, I can't switch pages, so new updates will be added at the bottom. ※Some jokes may be in poor taste. Please be warned. ※As a special request for more reactions, I'm also posting ten jokes on the second day. Starting June 2nd, I'll switch to posting one joke per day. ※I came up with a more accessible title and changed it! Well then, let's begin.

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Statistics

Reading Time
54 min
Words 2,231
Sentences 505
Characters 4,285
Unique Words 968
1-Occurrence Words
673
Unique Kanji 512
1-Occurrence Kanji
261
Avg Word Difficulty 2.55
Avg Sentence Length 4.4

Word List (968 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
付き合う23.28
23.87
スライム23.32
伏せ23.66
眠れる23.78
あー22.91
22.85
うるせぇ24.57
魔神23.55
ねえ22.74
全て22.32
22.74
だろ22.69
連戦24.25
ボケ23.70
23.41
マスク24.16
爺ちゃん23.86
攻撃22.34
しまう22.03
22.13
メンズ25.70
お前22.16
地面22.67
23.85
こと21.30
他地21.90
犯人23.57
ものの22.77
ぷるぷる24.81
22.13
かい22.98
23.20
美味しい22.91
遊ぶ23.13
好き22.59
甘い23.09
大きな22.50
22.52
この度23.88
歓声23.51
たん23.48
テープ25.02
22.51
はい22.31
ガタガタ24.31
22.47
飼う23.95
道路24.07
歴史23.34
21.99
ちゃう22.74
八つ22.93
凄い22.72
地球人24.31
やる22.13
22.54
滑る23.72
本当22.77
ファ22.83
消える22.71
メル23.80
21.90
どう22.34
どんな22.69
午後23.43
無題26.57
どじ25.89
入れ22.71
農家24.22
24.96
生き証人25.44
21.96
うん22.39
うんこ25.12
逝く24.16
世代24.01
渡る23.38
22.78
アー24.87
22.87
2824.35
間違え23.80
ボール23.62
じゃん23.55
がる22.87
23.33
散歩23.81
午前23.84
25.29
帰り23.48
死なす25.21
られる21.68
可愛い22.81
22.91
頼む12.70
ないと13.06
12.72
体育館14.32
異変13.77

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