A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

白雛

If I can scare you in just one page and a few lines! Then I should be able to make you laugh in one page and a few lines too! This is a corner where I'll post loose, one-liner jokes at a pace of about once a day. Updated every night at 8 PM! Feel free to read them whenever you like—whether it's when you get home, during those melancholic late-night moods, or all at once over the weekend! ※However, since just a few lines of jokes on first reading would be too cryptic to understand, I'll post about ten jokes on the first day only. ※Due to character limitations, I can't switch pages, so new updates will be added at the bottom. ※Some jokes may be in poor taste. Please be warned. ※As a special request for more reactions, I'm also posting ten jokes on the second day. Starting June 2nd, I'll switch to posting one joke per day. ※I came up with a more accessible title and changed it! Well then, let's begin.

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Statistics

Reading Time
54 min
Words 2,231
Sentences 505
Characters 4,285
Unique Words 968
1-Occurrence Words
673
Unique Kanji 512
1-Occurrence Kanji
261
Avg Word Difficulty 2.55
Avg Sentence Length 4.4

Word List (968 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
21.99
大きな22.50
凄い22.72
アー24.87
どんな22.69
甘い23.09
22.52
ねえ22.74
かな22.42
避ける23.08
死なす25.21
八つ22.93
22.13
22.47
魔神23.55
がー24.44
どう22.34
よしきた25.33
世代24.01
時計23.79
歓声23.51
はー23.65
消える22.71
キュー24.87
22.87
23.58
クリティカル24.47
ファ22.83
アーアー26.36
生き証人25.44
じゃん23.55
どじ25.89
22.51
お前22.16
ヤバい23.88
ものの22.77
られる21.68
滑る23.72
うん22.39
また22.19
地面22.67
遊ぶ23.13
しまう22.03
ちゃう22.74
他地21.90
22.78
23.85
可愛い22.81
24.96
午後23.43
しかも22.72
全て22.32
21.90
転舵23.34
渡る23.38
メンズ25.70
テン24.06
散歩23.81
21.96
無題26.57
過ぎる22.60
はい22.31
うるせぇ24.57
地球人24.31
彼女21.98
25.29
22.13
美味しい22.91
伏せ23.66
23.20
だろ22.69
午前23.84
ガタガタ24.31
23.87
戻る22.35
スライム23.32
攻撃22.34
かい22.98
あー22.91
農家24.22
好き22.59
道路24.07
ボール23.62
ボケ23.70
マスク24.16
飼う23.95
犯人23.57
なの22.22
時代23.09
植う23.65
連戦24.25
逝く24.16
22.91
塗工24.13
入れ22.71
12.74
それ12.40
パクリ14.83
転生13.23
永らえる15.11

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