A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

白雛

If I can scare you in just one page and a few lines! Then I should be able to make you laugh in one page and a few lines too! This is a corner where I'll post loose, one-liner jokes at a pace of about once a day. Updated every night at 8 PM! Feel free to read them whenever you like—whether it's when you get home, during those melancholic late-night moods, or all at once over the weekend! ※However, since just a few lines of jokes on first reading would be too cryptic to understand, I'll post about ten jokes on the first day only. ※Due to character limitations, I can't switch pages, so new updates will be added at the bottom. ※Some jokes may be in poor taste. Please be warned. ※As a special request for more reactions, I'm also posting ten jokes on the second day. Starting June 2nd, I'll switch to posting one joke per day. ※I came up with a more accessible title and changed it! Well then, let's begin.

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Statistics

Reading Time
54 min
Words 2,231
Sentences 505
Characters 4,285
Unique Words 968
1-Occurrence Words
673
Unique Kanji 512
1-Occurrence Kanji
261
Avg Word Difficulty 2.55
Avg Sentence Length 4.4

Word List (968 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
そういうことなら14.34
多価13.57
結婚12.95
だって12.30
負ける13.03
余りに13.33
刺す13.50
それで12.44
逆に13.06
後で12.94
刀伊13.64
体育館14.32
出禁13.89
担当13.35
12.65
軍人13.59
スマホ13.73
最悪13.24
サークル14.28
お漏らし15.19
突入13.63
二度と13.48
13.53
転生13.23
12.90
形態13.93
12.38
仕方13.31
伸びる13.42
そっち13.10
迷惑13.31
には11.57
食い13.66
ても11.96
弾き13.74
5013.57
一発13.49
酷い13.02
逃げる12.85
ばたん15.64
結成14.30
途中12.94
クリア13.57
えっ12.85
四十13.76
ロック13.59
ぽちゃん16.21
入る12.14
リアル13.72
増員14.58
始める12.48
よね12.43
衣装13.47
ちゃんと12.69
疑わしい14.22
この辺13.73
13.15
ばっか13.98
蜂起14.74
なのに12.74
一粒14.51
12.60
12.31
ヒーラー14.44
ダウト15.55
結論13.40
最高13.21
相次ぐ15.04
今も13.35
正常値16.13
13.55
そうですね13.02
世間13.83
求め13.14
耐える13.10
頼む12.70
ガトー15.81
っぽい13.06
ネカマ15.23
直ぐに12.43
人間12.21
友達13.17
ちゃ12.92
生き12.80
1513.52
止め12.78
そろそろ12.88
長い12.68
それを12.10
推し14.57
腕時計14.56
こいつ12.74
インストール15.10
倒す12.70
やって見る14.07
食える13.97
くらい12.33
へと12.14
済む13.11
一番上14.42

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