A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

白雛

If I can scare you in just one page and a few lines! Then I should be able to make you laugh in one page and a few lines too! This is a corner where I'll post loose, one-liner jokes at a pace of about once a day. Updated every night at 8 PM! Feel free to read them whenever you like—whether it's when you get home, during those melancholic late-night moods, or all at once over the weekend! ※However, since just a few lines of jokes on first reading would be too cryptic to understand, I'll post about ten jokes on the first day only. ※Due to character limitations, I can't switch pages, so new updates will be added at the bottom. ※Some jokes may be in poor taste. Please be warned. ※As a special request for more reactions, I'm also posting ten jokes on the second day. Starting June 2nd, I'll switch to posting one joke per day. ※I came up with a more accessible title and changed it! Well then, let's begin.

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Statistics

Reading Time
54 min
Words 2,231
Sentences 505
Characters 4,285
Unique Words 968
1-Occurrence Words
673
Unique Kanji 512
1-Occurrence Kanji
261
Avg Word Difficulty 2.55
Avg Sentence Length 4.4

Word List (968 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
二つ13.04
弟子12.49
二度と13.48
転がす14.15
帰る12.52
12.23
行ってき14.62
慣れる13.12
訴え13.74
ばっか13.98
作る12.24
12.26
マイク14.16
12.67
バカタレ15.69
言える12.62
くらい12.33
駅前14.69
以内12.31
愛し13.36
叔母さん14.80
チョコ13.95
誠実14.09
第三勢力15.32
仕方13.31
決める12.93
割と13.40
色々12.52
夢みる14.70
心拍15.52
12.38
最高13.21
ばたん15.64
単打13.87
発想13.73
残る12.71
吸う13.47
12.82
最大13.23
お母さん13.26
キモい14.79
刀伊13.64
作り13.14
衣装13.47
体育館14.32
三十13.45
カード13.23
八十13.96
パーマ15.33
反す14.78
探す12.81
12.91
12.72
遭う13.72
曲がる13.96
飛ばす13.20
不作14.77
家内14.35
13.52
隅々14.37
話し12.77
13.50
14.47
じまう14.32
落ちる12.99
振り12.89
みたいな12.70
パクリ14.83
火事14.29
確認12.44
13.52
ころり15.07
13.31
脈拍15.16
フランス14.26
吸収13.34
別に12.69
正直12.91
やがて13.09
二十13.34
身体12.49
テリーヌ15.34
とする12.60
12.30
もんじゃ13.76
やった12.95
把握13.17
もん12.71
ヤツ13.26
哀しい14.50
軍人13.59
歩度12.23
濃い13.52
店員13.61
蜂起14.74
一面13.79
1413.70
くう13.45
最後12.63
雲の峰16.78

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