A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

白雛

If I can scare you in just one page and a few lines! Then I should be able to make you laugh in one page and a few lines too! This is a corner where I'll post loose, one-liner jokes at a pace of about once a day. Updated every night at 8 PM! Feel free to read them whenever you like—whether it's when you get home, during those melancholic late-night moods, or all at once over the weekend! ※However, since just a few lines of jokes on first reading would be too cryptic to understand, I'll post about ten jokes on the first day only. ※Due to character limitations, I can't switch pages, so new updates will be added at the bottom. ※Some jokes may be in poor taste. Please be warned. ※As a special request for more reactions, I'm also posting ten jokes on the second day. Starting June 2nd, I'll switch to posting one joke per day. ※I came up with a more accessible title and changed it! Well then, let's begin.

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Statistics

Reading Time
54 min
Words 2,231
Sentences 505
Characters 4,285
Unique Words 968
1-Occurrence Words
673
Unique Kanji 512
1-Occurrence Kanji
261
Avg Word Difficulty 2.55
Avg Sentence Length 4.4

Word List (968 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
厳つい14.24
信じる12.80
唸る13.65
二階13.68
サッカー14.31
ガトー15.81
飛ばす13.20
永らえる15.11
勇者12.61
慣れた13.44
2914.42
割と13.40
人生13.17
こそ12.75
残る12.71
決める12.93
12.98
2513.95
戸板14.05
4013.81
哀しい14.50
耐える13.10
馬鹿野郎14.46
ああああ13.33
もんじゃ13.76
いける13.19
ころり15.07
12.74
色々12.52
愛し13.36
疑わしい14.22
見せる12.38
とする12.60
慣れる13.12
込む13.25
最後12.63
もういい13.73
腕時計14.56
九分15.61
まとめて13.56
経験値13.61
この手13.75
ある意味13.54
ラスボス14.52
13.53
佝僂12.10
12.15
怒り12.96
大変12.84
では11.75
かっけぇ15.77
食える13.97
方がマシ14.36
でしょ13.03
答え12.75
みたいな12.70
13.70
行ってき14.62
マナー違反14.82
っぽい13.06
作る12.24
リアル13.72
進める13.00
大丈夫12.38
1313.87
対抗13.55
第三勢力15.32
弟子12.49
和姦14.05
プライバシー14.83
かつて13.09
たり12.26
通り12.74
はー23.65
21.99
過ぎる22.60
彼女21.98
散歩23.81
テン24.06
22.78
連戦24.25
時代23.09
午前23.84
22.74
美味しい22.91
魔神23.55
アー24.87
23.20
けど21.79
転舵23.34
歴史23.34
午後23.43
ボール23.62
2824.35
さー23.76
られる21.68
爺ちゃん23.86
あー22.91
ぷるぷる24.81
キュー24.87

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