A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

白雛

If I can scare you in just one page and a few lines! Then I should be able to make you laugh in one page and a few lines too! This is a corner where I'll post loose, one-liner jokes at a pace of about once a day. Updated every night at 8 PM! Feel free to read them whenever you like—whether it's when you get home, during those melancholic late-night moods, or all at once over the weekend! ※However, since just a few lines of jokes on first reading would be too cryptic to understand, I'll post about ten jokes on the first day only. ※Due to character limitations, I can't switch pages, so new updates will be added at the bottom. ※Some jokes may be in poor taste. Please be warned. ※As a special request for more reactions, I'm also posting ten jokes on the second day. Starting June 2nd, I'll switch to posting one joke per day. ※I came up with a more accessible title and changed it! Well then, let's begin.

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Statistics

Reading Time
54 min
Words 2,231
Sentences 505
Characters 4,285
Unique Words 968
1-Occurrence Words
673
Unique Kanji 512
1-Occurrence Kanji
261
Avg Word Difficulty 2.55
Avg Sentence Length 4.4

Word List (968 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ものの22.77
爺ちゃん23.86
22.51
たん23.48
アーアー26.36
21.99
ファ22.83
無題26.57
飼う23.95
22.87
ねえ22.74
時計23.79
メンズ25.70
八つ22.93
攻撃22.34
どう22.34
消える22.71
うん22.39
美味しい22.91
21.90
2824.35
ちゃう22.74
うるせぇ24.57
甘い23.09
22.47
22.54
また22.19
戻る22.35
じゃん23.55
この度23.88
付き合う23.28
22.13
23.85
22.52
テープ25.02
塗工24.13
がー24.44
地球人24.31
魔神23.55
午後23.43
キュー24.87
可愛い22.81
さー23.76
帰り23.48
歴史23.34
うんこ25.12
られる21.68
しまう22.03
間違え23.80
ガタガタ24.31
かな22.42
なの22.22
22.78
ボール23.62
よしきた25.33
凄い22.72
死なす25.21
23.33
マスク24.16
逝く24.16
遊ぶ23.13
クリティカル24.47
23.58
24.96
滑る23.72
好き22.59
伏せ23.66
避ける23.08
ボケ23.70
しかも22.72
かい22.98
散歩23.81
23.41
22.85
22.13
スライム23.32
九時24.71
午前23.84
歓声23.51
お前22.16
地面22.67
ぷるぷる24.81
植う23.65
彼女21.98
ヤバい23.88
25.29
23.87
カメラ24.02
だろ22.69
22.05
やる22.13
はい22.31
どんな22.69
22.74
こと21.30
全て22.32
向こう32.90
なー33.13
いい32.05
31.29

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