A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

A Collection of One-Liner Jokes That'll Make You Laugh in 1-5 Seconds

白雛

If I can scare you in just one page and a few lines! Then I should be able to make you laugh in one page and a few lines too! This is a corner where I'll post loose, one-liner jokes at a pace of about once a day. Updated every night at 8 PM! Feel free to read them whenever you like—whether it's when you get home, during those melancholic late-night moods, or all at once over the weekend! ※However, since just a few lines of jokes on first reading would be too cryptic to understand, I'll post about ten jokes on the first day only. ※Due to character limitations, I can't switch pages, so new updates will be added at the bottom. ※Some jokes may be in poor taste. Please be warned. ※As a special request for more reactions, I'm also posting ten jokes on the second day. Starting June 2nd, I'll switch to posting one joke per day. ※I came up with a more accessible title and changed it! Well then, let's begin.

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Statistics

Reading Time
54 min
Words 2,231
Sentences 505
Characters 4,285
Unique Words 968
1-Occurrence Words
673
Unique Kanji 512
1-Occurrence Kanji
261
Avg Word Difficulty 2.55
Avg Sentence Length 4.4

Word List (968 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
動揺13.31
13.31
現れ13.42
民家14.31
終わる12.44
止め12.78
トリュフ15.14
みたいな12.70
九分15.61
じゃ12.24
皇帝13.15
うっせえ15.06
13.21
発生13.13
ころり15.07
直線14.27
インタビュー14.82
歓迎13.56
に依る12.76
12.64
転生13.23
立つ12.58
贈る13.63
封戸15.67
あんなー16.14
落とし穴14.04
反す14.78
事例14.35
人間12.21
お母さん13.26
体育館14.32
12.91
一着14.68
勇者12.61
抜け13.20
以内12.31
13.09
それを12.10
スマホ13.73
んじゃ12.56
負けじと14.46
刀伊13.64
こそ12.75
一発13.49
ないと13.06
トリック14.83
には11.57
戦闘力13.83
振り12.89
人類13.48
1914.13
14.16
駅前14.69
たり12.26
三回14.07
アイテム12.88
泣き13.33
ヒーラー14.44
いける13.19
2013.34
見せる12.38
区間15.26
抱く12.83
14.07
そっち13.10
12.60
いらっしゃい14.04
見え12.91
まとめて13.56
ダウト15.55
フォアグラ15.77
濃い13.52
14.05
二度と13.48
カードゲーム14.90
赤ん坊13.86
普通に12.98
させる12.36
忖度15.15
そろそろ12.88
13.52
そういうことなら14.34
倒れる13.23
最大13.23
倒す12.70
4013.81
紅茶13.50
ひょんなことから15.33
残る12.71
訳じゃない13.07
我々13.01
一粒14.51
名礼13.69
なら12.00
私たち12.76
軍人13.59
1113.88
12.69
皆さま14.20
飛ばす13.20

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