I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
783.15
623.20
623.20
介錯人525.81
391.48
370.28
300.56
250.54
222.29
220.41
から201.17
武士194.03
もう192.11
切腹184.98
180.48
181.04
こいつ152.74
怖い142.81
140.86
140.48
お前102.16
なる101.37
待つ102.41
介錯95.17
てる91.65
ちゃう82.74
72.09
71.04
終わる72.44
じゃ62.24
61.16
62.09
62.11
んだ61.80
ちょっと62.29
63.03
52.05
こんな52.33
51.46
って51.78
って言う52.83
早く52.72
はっ52.79
53.05
らしい52.54
八つ52.93
覚悟53.02
54.52
転舵53.34
51.96
51.60
する51.24
さん51.77
52.61
不信44.64
下さい42.34
41.75
43.83
43.57
42.47
42.15
42.55
面白い42.98
斬る43.03
ちゃった43.01
せる42.17
あー42.91
43.78
すいません43.67
42.39
いざ43.58
43.44
死ぬ42.49
分の43.41
32.22
すんません34.68
刺す33.50
32.07
笑う32.45
この31.58
いる31.00
ねぇ32.61
初めて32.64
として31.89
ほら33.02
腹切り36.29
言い過ぎ34.50
賭博34.82
言う31.56
31.38
死ね33.67
哭く32.05
33.86
32.11
けど31.79
イボ35.82
何で32.52
30.77
やっと33.21
巴豆32.47
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