I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| では | 1 | 1.75 |
| 向かう | 1 | 2.31 |
| 俺たち | 1 | 2.60 |
| まじか | 1 | 3.76 |
| 不埒 | 1 | 4.62 |
| 粘る | 1 | 4.31 |
| 本人 | 1 | 2.96 |
| でっかい | 1 | 4.22 |
| 慎む | 1 | 4.60 |
| 向ける | 1 | 2.71 |
| 何としてでも | 1 | 4.41 |
| しか | 1 | 2.33 |
| 頑張る | 1 | 3.15 |
| あーあー | 1 | 4.69 |
| 朝 | 1 | 2.96 |
| 鳥獣 | 1 | 5.08 |
| なのに | 1 | 2.74 |
| 霊 | 1 | 3.53 |
| 話 | 1 | 1.96 |
| 登場人物 | 1 | 4.18 |
| かね | 1 | 3.25 |
| 外す | 1 | 3.17 |
| 見届ける | 1 | 3.75 |
| によって | 1 | 2.54 |
| 栃木県 | 1 | 6.28 |
| 御名 | 1 | 3.60 |
| とか | 1 | 2.08 |
| のめり込む | 1 | 4.81 |
| 華厳 | 1 | 5.52 |
| この世 | 1 | 3.50 |
| お願い | 1 | 2.92 |
| 鑑みる | 1 | 4.18 |
| ははは | 1 | 3.40 |
| 原因 | 1 | 3.06 |
| めっちゃ | 1 | 3.83 |
| すい | 1 | 3.66 |
| 切り取る | 1 | 4.22 |
| 振る舞い | 1 | 3.85 |
| 違法 | 1 | 4.43 |
| 手々 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 見張る | 1 | 3.81 |
| だった | 1 | 1.58 |
| 彼方 | 1 | 2.51 |
| 点者 | 1 | 3.84 |
| 其れだけ | 1 | 2.66 |
| 捌く | 1 | 4.09 |
| のか | 1 | 1.74 |
| 月代 | 1 | 5.91 |
| 折角 | 1 | 3.60 |
| 哺 | 1 | 3.45 |
| だろう | 1 | 1.78 |
| 日 | 1 | 2.53 |
| 働く | 1 | 3.07 |
| 恐ろしい | 1 | 3.13 |
| とある | 1 | 3.37 |
| それもそうだ | 1 | 4.28 |
| 不道徳 | 1 | 5.52 |
| ヤバイ | 1 | 4.01 |
| 借金 | 1 | 3.86 |
| 址 | 1 | 2.54 |
| 位置 | 1 | 2.95 |
| 可愛い | 1 | 2.81 |
| 時代 | 1 | 3.09 |
| である | 1 | 1.76 |
| 完全 | 1 | 2.65 |
| 喫飲 | 1 | 5.12 |
| もういい | 1 | 3.73 |
| 変態 | 1 | 3.55 |
| したり | 1 | 3.12 |
| ゴルァ | 1 | 5.62 |
| 年 | 1 | 2.64 |
| め | 1 | 3.21 |
| 行ってまいります | 1 | 5.07 |
| 前に | 1 | 2.25 |
| 糞 | 1 | 4.11 |
| だけれども | 1 | 4.44 |
| 減る | 1 | 3.15 |
| 検死 | 1 | 5.68 |
| あのさ | 1 | 4.23 |
| 良く | 1 | 2.94 |
| 滝 | 1 | 3.84 |
| イ | 1 | 4.17 |
| ござる | 1 | 3.83 |
| 思う | 1 | 1.61 |
| 脇差 | 1 | 5.00 |
| 動く | 1 | 2.53 |
| 金 | 1 | 2.82 |
| 振れる | 1 | 4.51 |
| 友人 | 1 | 3.09 |
| ぜ | 1 | 2.66 |
| 決める | 1 | 2.93 |
| 笑わせる | 1 | 4.48 |
| 楽しい | 1 | 2.76 |
| 咎 | 1 | 4.06 |
| 超 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 違う | 1 | 2.29 |
| 関わらず | 1 | 4.06 |
| 真下 | 1 | 3.15 |
| 最中 | 1 | 3.38 |
| 巻き | 1 | 3.71 |
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