I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 原因 | 1 | 3.06 |
| なのに | 1 | 2.74 |
| とは言え | 1 | 2.60 |
| 態度 | 1 | 2.94 |
| 一生の不覚 | 1 | 5.40 |
| 向かう | 1 | 2.31 |
| あのさ | 1 | 4.23 |
| ない | 1 | 1.61 |
| 早め | 1 | 3.69 |
| 与え | 1 | 2.95 |
| 先取り | 1 | 5.24 |
| 博打 | 1 | 4.52 |
| 務め | 1 | 3.69 |
| 時代 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 此度 | 1 | 4.07 |
| 何故 | 1 | 2.62 |
| 散る | 1 | 3.52 |
| 俺 | 1 | 1.41 |
| 上げ | 1 | 2.67 |
| 朝 | 1 | 2.96 |
| 予定 | 1 | 2.83 |
| 葵 | 1 | 4.05 |
| こんなに | 1 | 3.14 |
| 昨日 | 1 | 2.87 |
| 華々しい | 1 | 4.66 |
| 梃 | 1 | 3.64 |
| 見張る | 1 | 3.81 |
| ござる | 1 | 3.83 |
| まじか | 1 | 3.76 |
| さっき | 1 | 2.78 |
| 本来 | 1 | 3.09 |
| かよ | 1 | 3.36 |
| このまま | 1 | 2.79 |
| 不道徳 | 1 | 5.52 |
| したり | 1 | 3.12 |
| でしょう | 1 | 2.49 |
| 決める | 1 | 2.93 |
| 君 | 1 | 2.19 |
| ぜ | 1 | 2.66 |
| だった | 1 | 1.58 |
| もういい | 1 | 3.73 |
| では | 1 | 1.75 |
| 申す | 1 | 3.40 |
| 点者 | 1 | 3.84 |
| マジ | 1 | 3.30 |
| 振り落とす | 1 | 4.40 |
| 読む | 1 | 2.89 |
| だけれども | 1 | 4.44 |
| 藩士 | 1 | 5.08 |
| 屋敷 | 1 | 2.89 |
| 思い出話 | 1 | 4.77 |
| 配慮 | 1 | 3.66 |
| くれる | 1 | 1.97 |
| 参る | 1 | 3.61 |
| 照れ | 1 | 3.61 |
| せめてもの | 1 | 4.30 |
| ははは | 1 | 3.40 |
| 年 | 1 | 2.64 |
| もうちょっと | 1 | 3.64 |
| 恐ろしい | 1 | 3.13 |
| 違法 | 1 | 4.43 |
| 其れだけ | 1 | 2.66 |
| 脇差 | 1 | 5.00 |
| 振る舞い | 1 | 3.85 |
| お願い | 1 | 2.92 |
| ご免 | 1 | 3.00 |
| 今日は | 1 | 2.66 |
| 何じゃ | 1 | 3.36 |
| イ | 1 | 4.17 |
| もうちょい | 1 | 4.54 |
| でる | 1 | 2.96 |
| での | 1 | 2.60 |
| 見届ける | 1 | 3.75 |
| サイコロ | 1 | 4.50 |
| 俺たち | 1 | 2.60 |
| 切り落とす | 1 | 4.09 |
| 低位 | 1 | 2.98 |
| 絶対に | 1 | 2.91 |
| 振れる | 1 | 4.51 |
| によって | 1 | 2.54 |
| 沙汰 | 1 | 4.54 |
| これで | 1 | 2.58 |
| となったら | 1 | 4.53 |
| 霊 | 1 | 3.53 |
| 何事か | 1 | 3.83 |
| 丈 | 1 | 1.71 |
| 未練 | 1 | 4.06 |
| なんて | 1 | 2.13 |
| 昼過ぎ | 1 | 4.15 |
| 杉 | 1 | 2.95 |
| 関わらず | 1 | 4.06 |
| 何処 | 1 | 2.58 |
| のめり込む | 1 | 4.81 |
| 条件 | 1 | 3.09 |
| いや | 1 | 2.14 |
| 気安い | 1 | 4.05 |
| 同じ | 1 | 2.31 |
| だろ | 1 | 2.69 |
| により | 1 | 2.99 |
| 絶対 | 1 | 3.07 |
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