I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
783.15
623.20
623.20
介錯人525.81
391.48
370.28
300.56
250.54
220.41
222.29
から201.17
武士194.03
もう192.11
切腹184.98
180.48
181.04
こいつ152.74
140.86
怖い142.81
140.48
お前102.16
なる101.37
待つ102.41
てる91.65
介錯95.17
ちゃう82.74
71.04
72.09
終わる72.44
62.11
ちょっと62.29
61.16
63.03
んだ61.80
62.09
じゃ62.24
覚悟53.02
52.61
52.05
らしい52.54
54.52
51.96
さん51.77
こんな52.33
八つ52.93
早く52.72
って51.78
51.46
する51.24
はっ52.79
って言う52.83
転舵53.34
53.05
51.60
あー42.91
42.15
面白い42.98
42.55
下さい42.34
43.83
せる42.17
43.57
分の43.41
41.75
斬る43.03
いざ43.58
死ぬ42.49
43.78
ちゃった43.01
43.44
すいません43.67
42.39
42.47
不信44.64
ほら33.02
31.38
けど31.79
ねぇ32.61
ふん33.34
32.07
刺す33.50
死ね33.67
30.77
この31.58
笑う32.45
よし32.94
いる31.00
32.57
哭く32.05
言う31.56
賭博34.82
33.86
やっと33.21
32.22
巴豆32.47
来る32.08
として31.89
イボ35.82
何で32.52
言い過ぎ34.50
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