I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 金 | 1 | 2.82 |
| 鳥肌 | 1 | 4.46 |
| かね | 1 | 3.25 |
| したり | 1 | 3.12 |
| 取引 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 振れる | 1 | 4.51 |
| 斬首 | 1 | 4.92 |
| 違法 | 1 | 4.43 |
| 名誉 | 1 | 3.70 |
| 面倒くさい | 1 | 3.66 |
| 手甲 | 1 | 4.05 |
| 立派 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 恐れる | 1 | 3.76 |
| 点者 | 1 | 3.84 |
| 恥ずかしい | 1 | 3.05 |
| 粘る | 1 | 4.31 |
| 見せる | 1 | 2.38 |
| 手々 | 1 | 3.09 |
| くれる | 1 | 1.97 |
| すい | 1 | 3.66 |
| 笑わせる | 1 | 4.48 |
| 作る | 1 | 2.24 |
| どうか | 1 | 3.04 |
| 哺 | 1 | 3.45 |
| 会う | 1 | 2.62 |
| 務め | 1 | 3.69 |
| 栃木県 | 1 | 6.28 |
| 幸あれ | 1 | 5.56 |
| 昼過ぎ | 1 | 4.15 |
| 動く | 1 | 2.53 |
| さっき | 1 | 2.78 |
| 見張る | 1 | 3.81 |
| 過ぎ | 1 | 3.12 |
| みたい | 1 | 2.65 |
| 今日は | 1 | 2.66 |
| 笑い | 1 | 2.95 |
| 息を整える | 1 | 4.86 |
| このまま | 1 | 2.79 |
| 言葉 | 1 | 1.96 |
| ゴルァ | 1 | 5.62 |
| 魚 | 1 | 3.11 |
| 博打 | 1 | 4.52 |
| 紙 | 1 | 3.20 |
| 最 | 1 | 3.84 |
| すげー | 1 | 4.21 |
| 減る | 1 | 3.15 |
| 情けない | 1 | 3.50 |
| 然もないと | 1 | 5.19 |
| 最中 | 1 | 3.38 |
| ははは | 1 | 3.40 |
| でっかい | 1 | 4.22 |
| 様に | 1 | 1.76 |
| お願い | 1 | 2.92 |
| 立つ | 1 | 2.58 |
| 戯画 | 1 | 6.01 |
| どういう | 1 | 2.81 |
| 年 | 1 | 2.64 |
| 当てる | 1 | 3.52 |
| 慎む | 1 | 4.60 |
| だろ | 1 | 2.69 |
| 思い出話 | 1 | 4.77 |
| 屋敷 | 1 | 2.89 |
| 持ち | 1 | 2.99 |
| これで | 1 | 2.58 |
| 位置 | 1 | 2.95 |
| 痛い | 1 | 3.09 |
| 十分 | 1 | 2.75 |
| だろう | 1 | 1.78 |
| 未練 | 1 | 4.06 |
| でしょう | 1 | 2.49 |
| 検死 | 1 | 5.68 |
| 振る舞い | 1 | 3.85 |
| 帰る | 1 | 2.52 |
| 限り | 1 | 2.90 |
| とか | 1 | 2.08 |
| 上げ | 1 | 2.67 |
| クセに | 1 | 4.74 |
| 三回 | 1 | 4.07 |
| のめり込む | 1 | 4.81 |
| 捌く | 1 | 4.09 |
| 我が | 1 | 3.03 |
| あの娘 | 1 | 4.04 |
| 今 | 1 | 1.97 |
| 変態 | 1 | 3.55 |
| 日 | 1 | 2.53 |
| 下野 | 1 | 5.22 |
| ません | 1 | 3.24 |
| マジ | 1 | 3.30 |
| 葵 | 1 | 4.05 |
| 真下 | 1 | 3.15 |
| 不道徳 | 1 | 5.52 |
| 首切り | 1 | 5.66 |
| 超 | 1 | 3.24 |
| かよ | 1 | 3.36 |
| 痛くも痒くもない | 1 | 5.16 |
| 貴様 | 1 | 2.99 |
| 彼方 | 1 | 2.51 |
| 肩書 | 1 | 4.42 |
| 己 | 1 | 3.00 |
| 何故 | 1 | 2.62 |
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