I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| なんだ | 3 | 2.26 |
| ほら | 3 | 3.02 |
| 巴豆 | 3 | 2.47 |
| 何で | 3 | 2.52 |
| 初めて | 3 | 2.64 |
| すんません | 3 | 4.68 |
| 腹切り | 3 | 6.29 |
| と | 3 | 0.77 |
| 抜く | 3 | 3.09 |
| あ | 3 | 2.22 |
| 死ね | 3 | 3.67 |
| この | 3 | 1.58 |
| いる | 3 | 1.00 |
| すげぇ | 2 | 4.23 |
| 悪い | 2 | 2.37 |
| こと | 2 | 1.30 |
| 緊張 | 2 | 3.09 |
| なぁ | 2 | 2.56 |
| はぁ | 2 | 2.88 |
| 最後 | 2 | 2.63 |
| 響く | 2 | 3.00 |
| えー | 2 | 3.52 |
| 売る | 2 | 2.92 |
| 上 | 2 | 2.23 |
| 命じる | 2 | 3.40 |
| だって | 2 | 2.30 |
| 最期 | 2 | 3.91 |
| 未だ | 2 | 2.14 |
| 気持ち良い | 2 | 4.32 |
| です | 2 | 1.71 |
| ボク | 2 | 3.12 |
| 説教 | 2 | 3.70 |
| 藩 | 2 | 4.00 |
| 二分 | 2 | 4.40 |
| みたいな | 2 | 2.70 |
| せん | 2 | 3.83 |
| でしょ | 2 | 3.03 |
| 中 | 2 | 1.86 |
| 口 | 2 | 2.30 |
| ぞ | 2 | 2.08 |
| 短刀 | 2 | 4.20 |
| 切れる | 2 | 3.26 |
| 在る | 2 | 1.55 |
| 唐名 | 2 | 2.55 |
| でも | 2 | 1.70 |
| さっさと | 2 | 3.12 |
| 先に | 2 | 2.69 |
| 代 | 2 | 2.96 |
| 刃 | 2 | 2.93 |
| 切る | 2 | 2.91 |
| お主 | 2 | 3.37 |
| 吐く | 2 | 2.90 |
| まあ | 2 | 2.23 |
| 名前 | 2 | 2.51 |
| イタイ | 2 | 5.29 |
| その | 2 | 1.44 |
| とは | 2 | 1.95 |
| 吹っ | 2 | 3.29 |
| られる | 2 | 1.68 |
| 半分 | 2 | 3.03 |
| 始点 | 2 | 3.69 |
| 時 | 2 | 2.26 |
| ませ | 2 | 4.28 |
| そんな | 2 | 1.84 |
| 国 | 2 | 2.34 |
| して | 2 | 1.31 |
| 聞く | 2 | 1.95 |
| 行く | 2 | 1.99 |
| どう | 2 | 2.34 |
| こっち | 2 | 2.61 |
| 殿 | 2 | 2.18 |
| 海路 | 2 | 4.41 |
| ば | 2 | 1.60 |
| 人 | 2 | 1.87 |
| すか | 2 | 3.90 |
| 屠る | 2 | 4.01 |
| 見る | 2 | 2.00 |
| あっ | 2 | 1.98 |
| シミ | 1 | 4.72 |
| 昼過ぎ | 1 | 4.15 |
| かよ | 1 | 3.36 |
| やる | 1 | 2.13 |
| まじか | 1 | 3.76 |
| 本来 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 適当 | 1 | 3.17 |
| 本当 | 1 | 2.77 |
| ははは | 1 | 3.40 |
| 減る | 1 | 3.15 |
| 付いてる | 1 | 3.92 |
| 面倒くさい | 1 | 3.66 |
| 何としても | 1 | 4.14 |
| 最中 | 1 | 3.38 |
| だった | 1 | 1.58 |
| 当てる | 1 | 3.52 |
| 過ぎ | 1 | 3.12 |
| により | 1 | 2.99 |
| 働く | 1 | 3.07 |
| 先取り | 1 | 5.24 |
| 哺 | 1 | 3.45 |
| 君 | 1 | 2.19 |
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