I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Reading Time
33 min
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
言い過ぎ34.50
言う31.56
賭博34.82
心32.57
さー33.76
ほら33.02
よし32.94
何で32.52
ふん33.34
笑う32.45
切れ33.38
なんだ32.26
あ32.22
ボク23.12
吐く22.90
半分23.03
在る21.55
唐名22.55
だって22.30
でも21.70
説教23.70
せん23.83
なぁ22.56
はぁ22.88
口22.30
始点23.69
まあ22.23
悪い22.37
みたいな22.70
そんな21.84
代22.96
上22.23
屠る24.01
です21.71
イタイ25.29
切る22.91
響く23.00
さっさと23.12
先に22.69
人21.87
行く21.99
とは21.95
お主23.37
海路24.41
最後22.63
名前22.51
藩24.00
国22.34
気持ち良い24.32
最期23.91
こと21.30
聞く21.95
中21.86
あっ21.98
られる21.68
殿22.18
見る22.00
ば21.60
売る22.92
ませ24.28
ぞ22.08
未だ22.14
こっち22.61
どう22.34
緊張23.09
その21.44
命じる23.40
切れる23.26
刃22.93
すか23.90
二分24.40
でしょ23.03
して21.31
吹っ23.29
えー23.52
短刀24.20
時22.26
すげぇ24.23
億12.74
立派13.24
落とし13.24
最中13.38
博打14.52
位置12.95
違う12.29
せめてもの14.30
限り12.90
作法14.09
霊13.53
みたい12.65
勝つ13.07
痛くも痒くもない15.16
すげー14.21
刺さる13.65
あの娘14.04
思い出話14.77
でっかい14.22
滝13.84
慎む14.60
でる12.96

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