I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Reading Time
33 min
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
抜く33.09
巴豆32.47
哭く32.05
すんません34.68
ほら33.02
やっと33.21
31.38
来る32.08
この31.58
33.86
けど31.79
言う31.56
イボ35.82
22.30
22.96
気持ち良い24.32
24.00
先に22.69
まあ22.23
どう22.34
22.23
21.87
ボク23.12
見る22.00
とは21.95
唐名22.55
はぁ22.88
その21.44
最期23.91
売る22.92
です21.71
屠る24.01
吐く22.90
在る21.55
22.26
未だ22.14
海路24.41
こっち22.61
半分23.03
説教23.70
短刀24.20
21.60
吹っ23.29
殿22.18
イタイ25.29
すか23.90
切れる23.26
行く21.99
緊張23.09
最後22.63
切る22.91
21.86
だって22.30
して21.31
みたいな22.70
なぁ22.56
22.08
そんな21.84
あっ21.98
さっさと23.12
こと21.30
られる21.68
二分24.40
でも21.70
命じる23.40
悪い22.37
名前22.51
でしょ23.03
せん23.83
22.93
聞く21.95
えー23.52
お主23.37
すげぇ24.23
響く23.00
始点23.69
ませ24.28
22.34
めっちゃ13.83
凄い12.72
12.74
13.11
12.65
ません13.24
ない11.61
いや12.14
登場人物14.18
粘る14.31
先取り15.24
俺たち12.60
位置12.95
低位12.98
事実12.77
首切り15.66
落とし13.24
動く12.53
とは言え12.60
八つ当たり14.16
行ってまいります15.07
だった11.58

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