I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Reading Time
33 min
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
俺たち12.60
年12.64
痛くも痒くもない15.16
前に12.25
本当12.77
蹴鞠15.56
血12.71
もうちょっと13.64
働く13.07
では11.75
思い出話14.77
丈11.71
慎む14.60
おい12.87
真下13.15
ご免13.00
栃木県16.28
どうせ13.22
でっかい14.22
喋る13.37
配慮13.66
参る13.61
により12.99
糞14.11
しか12.33
未練14.06
昨日12.87
沙汰14.54
みたい12.65
金12.82
である11.76
但12.24
時代13.09
なりに14.03
刻12.65
止まる12.95
ます12.81
適当13.17
月代15.91
痛い13.09
紙13.20
向かう12.31
せめてもの14.30
イ14.17
可愛い12.81
終わり13.06
いや12.14
先取り15.24
捌く14.09
とは言え12.60
超13.24
刺し13.79
過ぎ13.12
かね13.25
予定12.83
かよ13.36
手甲14.05
上げ12.67
裸芽13.78
まじか13.76
不道徳15.52
切り落とす14.09
行く行く14.64
ね11.64
えーっ14.57
恐ろしい13.13
嘘12.93
きつい13.61
での12.60
何故12.62
間際14.31
シミ14.72
違法14.43
ぜ12.66
によって12.54
彼方12.51
戯画16.01
喚く13.96
咎14.06
笑い12.95
絶対13.07
億12.74
そうだ12.18
限り12.90
頑張る13.15
今11.97
減る13.15
最13.84
鳥獣15.08
すい13.66
散る13.52
面倒くさい13.66
へ11.95
本人12.96
あのさ14.23
あの娘14.04
完全12.65
帰る12.52
其れだけ12.66
だろ12.69

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