I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 見せる | 1 | 2.38 |
| 当てる | 1 | 3.52 |
| 読む | 1 | 2.89 |
| 斬首 | 1 | 4.92 |
| 落とし | 1 | 3.24 |
| 日 | 1 | 2.53 |
| 楽しい | 1 | 2.76 |
| 様に | 1 | 1.76 |
| 凄い | 1 | 2.72 |
| 切り落とす | 1 | 4.09 |
| 頑張る | 1 | 3.15 |
| 時代 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 心意気 | 1 | 4.66 |
| そうか | 1 | 2.72 |
| 嘘 | 1 | 2.93 |
| 己 | 1 | 3.00 |
| 行く行く | 1 | 4.64 |
| うわ | 1 | 3.47 |
| 息を整える | 1 | 4.86 |
| どっち道 | 1 | 4.98 |
| 超 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 博徒 | 1 | 5.18 |
| 首切り | 1 | 5.66 |
| 鑑みる | 1 | 4.18 |
| 予定 | 1 | 2.83 |
| 笑わせる | 1 | 4.48 |
| 気安い | 1 | 4.05 |
| 軟弱 | 1 | 4.65 |
| 振れる | 1 | 4.51 |
| あの娘 | 1 | 4.04 |
| なりに | 1 | 4.03 |
| 裸芽 | 1 | 3.78 |
| にて | 1 | 3.20 |
| とは言え | 1 | 2.60 |
| 屋敷 | 1 | 2.89 |
| 中国 | 1 | 4.21 |
| 滝 | 1 | 3.84 |
| もうちょっと | 1 | 3.64 |
| 昼過ぎ | 1 | 4.15 |
| とか | 1 | 2.08 |
| みたい | 1 | 2.65 |
| 分 | 1 | 2.75 |
| 捨てる | 1 | 3.06 |
| 不 | 1 | 2.72 |
| 手甲 | 1 | 4.05 |
| イ | 1 | 4.17 |
| 農地 | 1 | 3.24 |
| ぬ | 1 | 3.69 |
| 行ってまいります | 1 | 5.07 |
| 血 | 1 | 2.71 |
| かよ | 1 | 3.36 |
| いや | 1 | 2.14 |
| 取引 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 恥ずかしい | 1 | 3.05 |
| まじか | 1 | 3.76 |
| 未練 | 1 | 4.06 |
| 八つ当たり | 1 | 4.16 |
| 最 | 1 | 3.84 |
| やる | 1 | 2.13 |
| のめり込む | 1 | 4.81 |
| 年 | 1 | 2.64 |
| 恥ずかしながら | 1 | 4.62 |
| 粘る | 1 | 4.31 |
| たり | 1 | 2.26 |
| なんて | 1 | 2.13 |
| 一生の不覚 | 1 | 5.40 |
| 十分 | 1 | 2.75 |
| 振る舞い | 1 | 3.85 |
| 不埒 | 1 | 4.62 |
| 条件 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 肩書 | 1 | 4.42 |
| 但 | 1 | 2.24 |
| くれる | 1 | 1.97 |
| 配慮 | 1 | 3.66 |
| 刺し | 1 | 3.79 |
| 鳥肌 | 1 | 4.46 |
| 前に | 1 | 2.25 |
| 事実 | 1 | 2.77 |
| 苦しむ | 1 | 3.67 |
| 低位 | 1 | 2.98 |
| である | 1 | 1.76 |
| 登場人物 | 1 | 4.18 |
| 朝 | 1 | 2.96 |
| 不道徳 | 1 | 5.52 |
| ははは | 1 | 3.40 |
| 鳥獣 | 1 | 5.08 |
| 今日は | 1 | 2.66 |
| 今日中に | 1 | 4.28 |
| となったら | 1 | 4.53 |
| 変態 | 1 | 3.55 |
| すい | 1 | 3.66 |
| 手々 | 1 | 3.09 |
| クソ | 1 | 3.59 |
| 止まる | 1 | 2.95 |
| 俺たち | 1 | 2.60 |
| 務め | 1 | 3.69 |
| 絶対 | 1 | 3.07 |
| この世 | 1 | 3.50 |
| その様 | 1 | 2.83 |
| 話 | 1 | 1.96 |
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