I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

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12.96
限り12.90
御名13.60
何故12.62
13.84
どうか13.04
因みに13.82
13.00
変態13.55
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によって12.54
未だ22.14
聞く21.95
あっ21.98
22.34
24.00
名前22.51
21.87
命じる23.40
響く23.00
です21.71
だって22.30
イタイ25.29
られる21.68
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22.08
短刀24.20
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21.86
殿22.18
見る22.00
22.23
どう22.34
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ませ24.28
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こと21.30
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21.60
22.26
22.96
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半分23.03
その21.44
二分24.40
22.93
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せん23.83
お主23.37
えー23.52
説教23.70
22.30
でも21.70
海路24.41
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切れる23.26
して21.31
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けど31.79
言う31.56
30.77
いる31.00
32.36
33.86
32.22
さー33.76
ねぇ32.61
32.57
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哭く32.05
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ほら33.02
巴豆32.47
31.38
何で32.52
のに32.21
やっと33.21
この31.58
31.59
来る32.08
抜く33.09

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