I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Reading Time
33 min
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
何としても14.14
振り落とす14.40
言葉11.96
イ14.17
なんて12.13
二度と13.48
上げ12.67
おー13.71
絶対13.07
恥ずかしい13.05
本人12.96
説教23.70
始点23.69
行く21.99
ボク23.12
響く23.00
切る22.91
です21.71
ぞ22.08
名前22.51
でも21.70
唐名22.55
お主23.37
在る21.55
口22.30
命じる23.40
気持ち良い24.32
見る22.00
最期23.91
代22.96
先に22.69
上22.23
人21.87
二分24.40
こっち22.61
とは21.95
でしょ23.03
はぁ22.88
どう22.34
さっさと23.12
すか23.90
こと21.30
緊張23.09
ば21.60
殿22.18
屠る24.01
られる21.68
して21.31
切れる23.26
その21.44
そんな21.84
なぁ22.56
吐く22.90
短刀24.20
だって22.30
イタイ25.29
まあ22.23
せん23.83
あっ21.98
半分23.03
売る22.92
みたいな22.70
時22.26
国22.34
聞く21.95
すげぇ24.23
未だ22.14
えー23.52
海路24.41
ませ24.28
藩24.00
刃22.93
悪い22.37
最後22.63
中21.86
吹っ23.29
w33.86
さ31.59
ねぇ32.61
刺す33.50
来る32.08
心32.57
腹切り36.29
後32.36
ふん33.34
として31.89
笑う32.45
さー33.76
僕32.07
この31.58
けど31.79
哭く32.05
そう31.75
よし32.94
なんだ32.26
イボ35.82
と30.77
巴豆32.47
言い過ぎ34.50
初めて32.64

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