I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 読む | 1 | 2.89 |
| 月代 | 1 | 5.91 |
| 不 | 1 | 2.72 |
| 喋る | 1 | 3.37 |
| さらば | 1 | 4.70 |
| のか | 1 | 1.74 |
| 栃木県 | 1 | 6.28 |
| 恐れる | 1 | 3.76 |
| サイコロ | 1 | 4.50 |
| 振れる | 1 | 4.51 |
| 下野 | 1 | 5.22 |
| だろ | 1 | 2.69 |
| もうちょい | 1 | 4.54 |
| 世路 | 1 | 3.93 |
| 右肘 | 1 | 5.16 |
| やる | 1 | 2.13 |
| 友人 | 1 | 3.09 |
| ない | 1 | 1.61 |
| ヤバイ | 1 | 4.01 |
| とか | 1 | 2.08 |
| 巻き | 1 | 3.71 |
| ゲッ | 1 | 5.15 |
| 時代 | 1 | 3.09 |
| こんなに | 1 | 3.14 |
| みたい | 1 | 2.65 |
| 然もないと | 1 | 5.19 |
| くれる | 1 | 1.97 |
| 外す | 1 | 3.17 |
| 振り落とす | 1 | 4.40 |
| 本来 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 恥ずかしい | 1 | 3.05 |
| 捨てる | 1 | 3.06 |
| さっき | 1 | 2.78 |
| しか | 1 | 2.33 |
| シミ | 1 | 4.72 |
| 会う | 1 | 2.62 |
| 御名 | 1 | 3.60 |
| 取引 | 1 | 3.61 |
| いや | 1 | 2.14 |
| あーあー | 1 | 4.69 |
| 貴様 | 1 | 2.99 |
| うわ | 1 | 3.47 |
| 鳥肌 | 1 | 4.46 |
| そりゃ | 1 | 3.16 |
| となったら | 1 | 4.53 |
| 最 | 1 | 3.84 |
| 名乗る | 1 | 3.29 |
| 今 | 1 | 1.97 |
| つばぜり合い | 1 | 5.55 |
| 斬首 | 1 | 4.92 |
| 気持ち | 1 | 2.61 |
| 恥ずかしながら | 1 | 4.62 |
| 落とし | 1 | 3.24 |
| 痛 | 1 | 3.74 |
| かね | 1 | 3.25 |
| での | 1 | 2.60 |
| 何じゃ | 1 | 3.36 |
| 位置 | 1 | 2.95 |
| 億 | 1 | 2.74 |
| 限り | 1 | 2.90 |
| 最中 | 1 | 3.38 |
| 態度 | 1 | 2.94 |
| 与え | 1 | 2.95 |
| うーん | 1 | 3.12 |
| 行ってまいります | 1 | 5.07 |
| そうか | 1 | 2.72 |
| 八つ当たり | 1 | 4.16 |
| 終わり | 1 | 3.06 |
| 息を整える | 1 | 4.86 |
| ねー | 1 | 2.79 |
| 血 | 1 | 2.71 |
| 楽しい | 1 | 2.76 |
| 痛くも痒くもない | 1 | 5.16 |
| そうだ | 1 | 2.18 |
| 不埒 | 1 | 4.62 |
| 未練 | 1 | 4.06 |
| ちょー | 1 | 4.51 |
| 心意気 | 1 | 4.66 |
| すい | 1 | 3.66 |
| クセに | 1 | 4.74 |
| 何処 | 1 | 2.58 |
| 藩士 | 1 | 5.08 |
| 決める | 1 | 2.93 |
| 笑い | 1 | 2.95 |
| だけれども | 1 | 4.44 |
| ません | 1 | 3.24 |
| 葵 | 1 | 4.05 |
| 検死 | 1 | 5.68 |
| 向ける | 1 | 2.71 |
| とある | 1 | 3.37 |
| ゴルァ | 1 | 5.62 |
| 結果 | 1 | 2.73 |
| 超 | 1 | 3.24 |
| どうせ | 1 | 3.22 |
| でる | 1 | 2.96 |
| 付いてる | 1 | 3.92 |
| 何事か | 1 | 3.83 |
| 頑張る | 1 | 3.15 |
| 屋敷 | 1 | 2.89 |
| 凄い | 1 | 2.72 |
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