I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 痛くも痒くもない | 1 | 5.16 |
| お前ら | 1 | 3.22 |
| せめてもの | 1 | 4.30 |
| 面倒くさい | 1 | 3.66 |
| 配慮 | 1 | 3.66 |
| 予定 | 1 | 2.83 |
| にて | 1 | 3.20 |
| によって | 1 | 2.54 |
| 読む | 1 | 2.89 |
| でる | 1 | 2.96 |
| 検死 | 1 | 5.68 |
| 罪人 | 1 | 4.02 |
| 減る | 1 | 3.15 |
| かね | 1 | 3.25 |
| 見張る | 1 | 3.81 |
| 魚 | 1 | 3.11 |
| 超 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 裸芽 | 1 | 3.78 |
| 決める | 1 | 2.93 |
| 何処 | 1 | 2.58 |
| 刺さる | 1 | 3.65 |
| 照れ | 1 | 3.61 |
| 但 | 1 | 2.24 |
| 低位 | 1 | 2.98 |
| 痛 | 1 | 3.74 |
| 恥ずかしい | 1 | 3.05 |
| 様に | 1 | 1.76 |
| 沙汰 | 1 | 4.54 |
| での | 1 | 2.60 |
| 心意気 | 1 | 4.66 |
| 蹴鞠 | 1 | 5.56 |
| きつい | 1 | 3.61 |
| 納屋 | 1 | 4.50 |
| ない | 1 | 1.61 |
| 鑑みる | 1 | 4.18 |
| 行く行く | 1 | 4.64 |
| 八つ当たり | 1 | 4.16 |
| 会う | 1 | 2.62 |
| 昼過ぎ | 1 | 4.15 |
| 丈 | 1 | 1.71 |
| ねー | 1 | 2.79 |
| ゴルァ | 1 | 5.62 |
| 何じゃ | 1 | 3.36 |
| 付いてる | 1 | 3.92 |
| 時代 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 不埒 | 1 | 4.62 |
| 務め | 1 | 3.69 |
| 藩士 | 1 | 5.08 |
| 申す | 1 | 3.40 |
| 果たして | 1 | 3.43 |
| えーっ | 1 | 4.57 |
| 今日は | 1 | 2.66 |
| どういう | 1 | 2.81 |
| 因みに | 1 | 3.82 |
| どっち道 | 1 | 4.98 |
| 今日中に | 1 | 4.28 |
| そうか | 1 | 2.72 |
| 何としてでも | 1 | 4.41 |
| なんて | 1 | 2.13 |
| 霊 | 1 | 3.53 |
| 俺 | 1 | 1.41 |
| 血 | 1 | 2.71 |
| 博打 | 1 | 4.52 |
| 首切る | 1 | 6.78 |
| ははは | 1 | 3.40 |
| のめり込む | 1 | 4.81 |
| 現在 | 1 | 2.87 |
| 下野 | 1 | 5.22 |
| したり | 1 | 3.12 |
| なりに | 1 | 4.03 |
| 楽しい | 1 | 2.76 |
| 適当 | 1 | 3.17 |
| 動く | 1 | 2.53 |
| うーん | 1 | 3.12 |
| 何故 | 1 | 2.62 |
| へ | 1 | 1.95 |
| 首切り | 1 | 5.66 |
| 条件 | 1 | 3.09 |
| たり | 1 | 2.26 |
| 同じ | 1 | 2.31 |
| 本人 | 1 | 2.96 |
| 滝 | 1 | 3.84 |
| 華厳 | 1 | 5.52 |
| 何としても | 1 | 4.14 |
| 板 | 1 | 1.29 |
| どうせ | 1 | 3.22 |
| により | 1 | 2.99 |
| 斬首 | 1 | 4.92 |
| 働く | 1 | 3.07 |
| 遊郭 | 1 | 5.30 |
| 喉 | 1 | 3.27 |
| 農地 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 手付け | 1 | 5.90 |
| 手甲 | 1 | 4.05 |
| では | 1 | 1.75 |
| 刺し | 1 | 3.79 |
| 情けない | 1 | 3.50 |
| 見せる | 1 | 2.38 |
| 俺たち | 1 | 2.60 |
| さらば | 1 | 4.70 |
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