I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| により | 1 | 2.99 |
| 当てる | 1 | 3.52 |
| 登場人物 | 1 | 4.18 |
| 同じ | 1 | 2.31 |
| ははは | 1 | 3.40 |
| 右肘 | 1 | 5.16 |
| によって | 1 | 2.54 |
| 農地 | 1 | 3.24 |
| 今日は | 1 | 2.66 |
| にて | 1 | 3.20 |
| 気持ち | 1 | 2.61 |
| きつい | 1 | 3.61 |
| 早め | 1 | 3.69 |
| 現在 | 1 | 2.87 |
| だろ | 1 | 2.69 |
| ちょー | 1 | 4.51 |
| 行ってまいります | 1 | 5.07 |
| 斬首 | 1 | 4.92 |
| 哺 | 1 | 3.45 |
| ゲッ | 1 | 5.15 |
| せめてもの | 1 | 4.30 |
| 裸芽 | 1 | 3.78 |
| 情けない | 1 | 3.50 |
| 三回 | 1 | 4.07 |
| ね | 1 | 1.64 |
| 気安い | 1 | 4.05 |
| 位置 | 1 | 2.95 |
| さっき | 1 | 2.78 |
| 検死 | 1 | 5.68 |
| 変態 | 1 | 3.55 |
| かよ | 1 | 3.36 |
| 月代 | 1 | 5.91 |
| 恥ずかしながら | 1 | 4.62 |
| なりに | 1 | 4.03 |
| でる | 1 | 2.96 |
| 昼過ぎ | 1 | 4.15 |
| じゃう | 1 | 4.07 |
| 間際 | 1 | 4.31 |
| 痛 | 1 | 3.74 |
| 世路 | 1 | 3.93 |
| 然もないと | 1 | 5.19 |
| だけれども | 1 | 4.44 |
| 一生 | 1 | 3.60 |
| 栃木県 | 1 | 6.28 |
| だった | 1 | 1.58 |
| いや | 1 | 2.14 |
| 振る舞い | 1 | 3.85 |
| 見張る | 1 | 3.81 |
| 見届ける | 1 | 3.75 |
| くれる | 1 | 1.97 |
| 違う | 1 | 2.29 |
| 面倒くさい | 1 | 3.66 |
| サイコロ | 1 | 4.50 |
| 行く行く | 1 | 4.64 |
| 滝 | 1 | 3.84 |
| 但 | 1 | 2.24 |
| この世 | 1 | 3.50 |
| とか | 1 | 2.08 |
| でっかい | 1 | 4.22 |
| もうちょっと | 1 | 3.64 |
| のめり込む | 1 | 4.81 |
| 良く | 1 | 2.94 |
| 我が | 1 | 3.03 |
| 霊 | 1 | 3.53 |
| 会う | 1 | 2.62 |
| 落とし | 1 | 3.24 |
| とある | 1 | 3.37 |
| ぬ | 1 | 3.69 |
| 幸あれ | 1 | 5.56 |
| 御免 | 1 | 4.27 |
| 息を整える | 1 | 4.86 |
| 喋る | 1 | 3.37 |
| 笑い | 1 | 2.95 |
| 何じゃ | 1 | 3.36 |
| 様に | 1 | 1.76 |
| 働く | 1 | 3.07 |
| 心意気 | 1 | 4.66 |
| 腕 | 1 | 2.52 |
| 絶対 | 1 | 3.07 |
| へ | 1 | 1.95 |
| 話 | 1 | 1.96 |
| 日 | 1 | 2.53 |
| 折角 | 1 | 3.60 |
| やる | 1 | 2.13 |
| 何事か | 1 | 3.83 |
| 散る | 1 | 3.52 |
| 上げ | 1 | 2.67 |
| 巻き | 1 | 3.71 |
| 減る | 1 | 3.15 |
| 嫌 | 1 | 2.74 |
| 事実 | 1 | 2.77 |
| 聞かす | 1 | 3.61 |
| 痛くも痒くもない | 1 | 5.16 |
| 鳥肌 | 1 | 4.46 |
| 止まる | 1 | 2.95 |
| 何としても | 1 | 4.14 |
| 鑑みる | 1 | 4.18 |
| 嘘 | 1 | 2.93 |
| あのさ | 1 | 4.23 |
| 関わらず | 1 | 4.06 |
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