I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Reading Time
33 min
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
ふん33.34
なんだ32.26
来る32.08
言い過ぎ34.50
と30.77
この31.58
下31.38
w33.86
さ31.59
すんません34.68
言う31.56
やっと33.21
お32.11
後32.36
ながら31.91
裸43.83
死ぬ42.49
首42.55
すいません43.67
あー42.91
分の43.41
家42.15
介43.78
斬る43.03
面白い42.98
せる42.17
五42.47
不信44.64
ちゃった43.01
いざ43.58
之43.57
尾43.44
え42.39
や41.75
下さい42.34
こんな52.33
って51.78
はっ52.79
転舵53.34
腹53.05
う52.61
らしい52.54
し51.60
する51.24
早く52.72
覚悟53.02
か51.46
八つ52.93
せ52.05
って言う52.83
狗54.52
見51.96
さん51.77
刀63.03
じゃ62.24
んだ61.80
ちょっと62.29
だ61.16
わ62.11
何62.09
も71.04
ん72.09
終わる72.44
ちゃう82.74
介錯95.17
てる91.65
待つ102.41
お前102.16
なる101.37
怖い142.81
で140.86
は140.48
こいつ152.74
切腹184.98
な181.04
が180.48
武士194.03
もう192.11
から201.17
を220.41
ー222.29
に250.54
て300.56
の370.28
よ391.48
介錯人525.81
右623.20
犬623.20
役783.15

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