I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Reading Time
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Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
可愛い12.81
頑張る13.15
務め13.69
11.29
恥ずかしながら14.62
13.45
十分12.75
12.96
めっちゃ13.83
軟弱14.65
ヤバイ14.01
本来13.09
シミ14.72
思う11.61
蹴鞠15.56
面倒くさい13.66
13.27
かね13.25
当てる13.52
聞かす13.61
とか12.08
あーあー14.69
だろう11.78
喋る13.37
其れだけ12.66
13.24
だろ12.69
名乗る13.29
照れ13.61
華々しい14.66
ません13.24
13.11
ねー12.79
作る12.24
お前ら13.22
予定12.83
すげー14.21
マジ13.30
つばぜり合い15.55
一生13.60
限り12.90
検死15.68
手付け15.90
減る13.15
あの娘14.04
友人13.09
戯画16.01
14.17
何事か13.83
刺さる13.65
じゃう14.07
笑わせる14.48
切り落とす14.09
13.20
クソ13.59
うーん13.12
はは13.43
12.74
12.54
真下13.15
気安い14.05
取引13.61
11.95
でっかい14.22
それもそうだ14.28
戸板14.05
さらば14.70
屋敷12.89
早め13.69
くれる11.97
持ち12.99
手々13.09
どうせ13.22
ちょー14.51
栃木県16.28
たり12.26
幸あれ15.56
首切り15.66
思い出話14.77
二度と13.48
14.06
向ける12.71
12.71
帰る12.52
痛い13.09
12.95
いや12.14
恥ずかしい13.05
貴様12.99

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