I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 捨てる | 1 | 3.06 |
| すい | 1 | 3.66 |
| 御免 | 1 | 4.27 |
| 手甲 | 1 | 4.05 |
| 遊郭 | 1 | 5.30 |
| 喉 | 1 | 3.27 |
| とある | 1 | 3.37 |
| 滝 | 1 | 3.84 |
| 終わり | 1 | 3.06 |
| 糞 | 1 | 4.11 |
| うわ | 1 | 3.47 |
| 取引 | 1 | 3.61 |
| 但 | 1 | 2.24 |
| 違法 | 1 | 4.43 |
| 世路 | 1 | 3.93 |
| 昨日 | 1 | 2.87 |
| 恥ずかしい | 1 | 3.05 |
| 見せる | 1 | 2.38 |
| 君 | 1 | 2.19 |
| 貴様 | 1 | 2.99 |
| 先取り | 1 | 5.24 |
| でる | 1 | 2.96 |
| 何としてでも | 1 | 4.41 |
| 戯画 | 1 | 6.01 |
| 務め | 1 | 3.69 |
| みたい | 1 | 2.65 |
| 可愛い | 1 | 2.81 |
| 名誉 | 1 | 3.70 |
| すげー | 1 | 4.21 |
| とか | 1 | 2.08 |
| 我が | 1 | 3.03 |
| 恐ろしい | 1 | 3.13 |
| 過ぎ | 1 | 3.12 |
| 栃木県 | 1 | 6.28 |
| ござる | 1 | 3.83 |
| 点者 | 1 | 3.84 |
| により | 1 | 2.99 |
| サイコロ | 1 | 4.50 |
| まじか | 1 | 3.76 |
| 年 | 1 | 2.64 |
| 苦しむ | 1 | 3.67 |
| 日 | 1 | 2.53 |
| おい | 1 | 2.87 |
| 持ち | 1 | 2.99 |
| 気持ち | 1 | 2.61 |
| あーあー | 1 | 4.69 |
| 振り落とす | 1 | 4.40 |
| 働く | 1 | 3.07 |
| 切り落とす | 1 | 4.09 |
| 俺 | 1 | 1.41 |
| 今日は | 1 | 2.66 |
| 一生の不覚 | 1 | 5.40 |
| 最中 | 1 | 3.38 |
| その様 | 1 | 2.83 |
| 予定 | 1 | 2.83 |
| 勝つ | 1 | 3.07 |
| 丈 | 1 | 1.71 |
| はは | 1 | 3.43 |
| お前ら | 1 | 3.22 |
| 粘る | 1 | 4.31 |
| 喫飲 | 1 | 5.12 |
| なんて | 1 | 2.13 |
| これで | 1 | 2.58 |
| 嫌 | 1 | 2.74 |
| なりに | 1 | 4.03 |
| だった | 1 | 1.58 |
| うむ | 1 | 3.03 |
| 振れる | 1 | 4.51 |
| そりゃ | 1 | 3.16 |
| 友人 | 1 | 3.09 |
| とは言え | 1 | 2.60 |
| 結果 | 1 | 2.73 |
| 戸板 | 1 | 4.05 |
| 喚く | 1 | 3.96 |
| 様に | 1 | 1.76 |
| 凄い | 1 | 2.72 |
| 未練 | 1 | 4.06 |
| 紋 | 1 | 4.17 |
| 梃 | 1 | 3.64 |
| 華厳 | 1 | 5.52 |
| 楽しい | 1 | 2.76 |
| 腕 | 1 | 2.52 |
| 止まる | 1 | 2.95 |
| のめり込む | 1 | 4.81 |
| ゴルァ | 1 | 5.62 |
| だろう | 1 | 1.78 |
| この世 | 1 | 3.50 |
| 絶対に | 1 | 2.91 |
| 何じゃ | 1 | 3.36 |
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