I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying.

有嶋俊成

The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.

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Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words
311
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji
162
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6

Word List (489 words)

WordFrequencyDifficulty
捨てる13.06
すい13.66
御免14.27
手甲14.05
遊郭15.30
13.27
とある13.37
13.84
終わり13.06
14.11
うわ13.47
取引13.61
12.24
違法14.43
世路13.93
昨日12.87
恥ずかしい13.05
見せる12.38
12.19
貴様12.99
先取り15.24
でる12.96
何としてでも14.41
戯画16.01
務め13.69
みたい12.65
可愛い12.81
名誉13.70
すげー14.21
とか12.08
我が13.03
恐ろしい13.13
過ぎ13.12
栃木県16.28
ござる13.83
点者13.84
により12.99
サイコロ14.50
まじか13.76
12.64
苦しむ13.67
12.53
おい12.87
持ち12.99
気持ち12.61
あーあー14.69
振り落とす14.40
働く13.07
切り落とす14.09
11.41
今日は12.66
一生の不覚15.40
最中13.38
その様12.83
予定12.83
勝つ13.07
11.71
はは13.43
お前ら13.22
粘る14.31
喫飲15.12
なんて12.13
これで12.58
12.74
なりに14.03
だった11.58
うむ13.03
振れる14.51
そりゃ13.16
友人13.09
とは言え12.60
結果12.73
戸板14.05
喚く13.96
様に11.76
凄い12.72
未練14.06
14.17
13.64
華厳15.52
楽しい12.76
12.52
止まる12.95
のめり込む14.81
ゴルァ15.62
だろう11.78
この世13.50
絶対に12.91
何じゃ13.36

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