I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 原因 | 1 | 3.06 |
| 十分 | 1 | 2.75 |
| 情けない | 1 | 3.50 |
| 刺さる | 1 | 3.65 |
| 右肘 | 1 | 5.16 |
| 手付け | 1 | 5.90 |
| 話 | 1 | 1.96 |
| きつい | 1 | 3.61 |
| 鳥肌 | 1 | 4.46 |
| 作る | 1 | 2.24 |
| では | 1 | 1.75 |
| 予定 | 1 | 2.83 |
| 過ぎ | 1 | 3.12 |
| 屋敷 | 1 | 2.89 |
| 勝つ | 1 | 3.07 |
| 帰る | 1 | 2.52 |
| まじか | 1 | 3.76 |
| 良く | 1 | 2.94 |
| そりゃ | 1 | 3.16 |
| かね | 1 | 3.25 |
| 何じゃ | 1 | 3.36 |
| 本来 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 恐ろしい | 1 | 3.13 |
| 絶対 | 1 | 3.07 |
| クソ | 1 | 3.59 |
| 御免 | 1 | 4.27 |
| だけれども | 1 | 4.44 |
| 不埒 | 1 | 4.62 |
| 手甲 | 1 | 4.05 |
| 現在 | 1 | 2.87 |
| 年 | 1 | 2.64 |
| ねー | 1 | 2.79 |
| 二度と | 1 | 3.48 |
| 折角 | 1 | 3.60 |
| 今 | 1 | 1.97 |
| 様に | 1 | 1.76 |
| 昨日 | 1 | 2.87 |
| 魚 | 1 | 3.11 |
| 絶対に | 1 | 2.91 |
| 裸芽 | 1 | 3.78 |
| 一生 | 1 | 3.60 |
| 俺 | 1 | 1.41 |
| お前ら | 1 | 3.22 |
| 咎 | 1 | 4.06 |
| 果たして | 1 | 3.43 |
| 斬首 | 1 | 4.92 |
| 嘘 | 1 | 2.93 |
| 完全 | 1 | 2.65 |
| 八つ当たり | 1 | 4.16 |
| これで | 1 | 2.58 |
| めっちゃ | 1 | 3.83 |
| 喫飲 | 1 | 5.12 |
| 条件 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 刺し | 1 | 3.79 |
| うむ | 1 | 3.03 |
| 藩士 | 1 | 5.08 |
| でっかい | 1 | 4.22 |
| 前に | 1 | 2.25 |
| 因みに | 1 | 3.82 |
| 面倒くさい | 1 | 3.66 |
| 腕 | 1 | 2.52 |
| 息を整える | 1 | 4.86 |
| 今日は | 1 | 2.66 |
| しか | 1 | 2.33 |
| ます | 1 | 2.81 |
| なんて | 1 | 2.13 |
| それもそうだ | 1 | 4.28 |
| 何としてでも | 1 | 4.41 |
| 向ける | 1 | 2.71 |
| 世路 | 1 | 3.93 |
| 不道徳 | 1 | 5.52 |
| 未練 | 1 | 4.06 |
| 違う | 1 | 2.29 |
| 最中 | 1 | 3.38 |
| 喉 | 1 | 3.27 |
| 配慮 | 1 | 3.66 |
| 俺たち | 1 | 2.60 |
| 然もないと | 1 | 5.19 |
| もうちょっと | 1 | 3.64 |
| サイコロ | 1 | 4.50 |
| ゴルァ | 1 | 5.62 |
| 思う | 1 | 1.61 |
| 血 | 1 | 2.71 |
| 同じ | 1 | 2.31 |
| 限り | 1 | 2.90 |
| 慎む | 1 | 4.60 |
| 罪人 | 1 | 4.02 |
| とか | 1 | 2.08 |
| シミ | 1 | 4.72 |
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