I'm about to commit seppuku, but I can't stop laughing and crying. Translated by AI. You can view the original text by changing the setting in your account
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The time is the Edo period. Inu Uemon, a samurai of the Saikoku Tosho Domain, was ordered to commit seppuku. The seppuku, which was supposed to begin in the morning and end in the morning, had somehow stretched into the afternoon. In that place where Inu Uemon spent his final moments, a chaotic scene of hilarious absurdity unfolded.
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Statistics
Reading Time 33 min
Estimated reading time per work
Words 1,445
Sentences 311
Characters 2,664
Unique Words 489
1-Occurrence Words 311
Words that appear only once in the text (hapax legomena)
Unique Kanji 296
1-Occurrence Kanji 162
Kanji that appear only once in the text
Avg Word Difficulty 2.75
Avg Sentence Length 4.6
Word List (489 words)
| Word | Frequency | Difficulty |
|---|---|---|
| 可愛い | 1 | 2.81 |
| 頑張る | 1 | 3.15 |
| 務め | 1 | 3.69 |
| 板 | 1 | 1.29 |
| 恥ずかしながら | 1 | 4.62 |
| 哺 | 1 | 3.45 |
| 十分 | 1 | 2.75 |
| 朝 | 1 | 2.96 |
| めっちゃ | 1 | 3.83 |
| 軟弱 | 1 | 4.65 |
| ヤバイ | 1 | 4.01 |
| 本来 | 1 | 3.09 |
| シミ | 1 | 4.72 |
| 思う | 1 | 1.61 |
| 蹴鞠 | 1 | 5.56 |
| 面倒くさい | 1 | 3.66 |
| 喉 | 1 | 3.27 |
| かね | 1 | 3.25 |
| 当てる | 1 | 3.52 |
| 聞かす | 1 | 3.61 |
| とか | 1 | 2.08 |
| あーあー | 1 | 4.69 |
| だろう | 1 | 1.78 |
| 喋る | 1 | 3.37 |
| 其れだけ | 1 | 2.66 |
| 超 | 1 | 3.24 |
| だろ | 1 | 2.69 |
| 名乗る | 1 | 3.29 |
| 照れ | 1 | 3.61 |
| 華々しい | 1 | 4.66 |
| ません | 1 | 3.24 |
| 魚 | 1 | 3.11 |
| ねー | 1 | 2.79 |
| 作る | 1 | 2.24 |
| お前ら | 1 | 3.22 |
| 予定 | 1 | 2.83 |
| すげー | 1 | 4.21 |
| マジ | 1 | 3.30 |
| つばぜり合い | 1 | 5.55 |
| 一生 | 1 | 3.60 |
| 限り | 1 | 2.90 |
| 検死 | 1 | 5.68 |
| 手付け | 1 | 5.90 |
| 減る | 1 | 3.15 |
| あの娘 | 1 | 4.04 |
| 友人 | 1 | 3.09 |
| 戯画 | 1 | 6.01 |
| 紋 | 1 | 4.17 |
| 何事か | 1 | 3.83 |
| 刺さる | 1 | 3.65 |
| じゃう | 1 | 4.07 |
| 笑わせる | 1 | 4.48 |
| 切り落とす | 1 | 4.09 |
| 紙 | 1 | 3.20 |
| クソ | 1 | 3.59 |
| うーん | 1 | 3.12 |
| はは | 1 | 3.43 |
| 嫌 | 1 | 2.74 |
| 址 | 1 | 2.54 |
| 真下 | 1 | 3.15 |
| 気安い | 1 | 4.05 |
| 取引 | 1 | 3.61 |
| へ | 1 | 1.95 |
| でっかい | 1 | 4.22 |
| それもそうだ | 1 | 4.28 |
| 戸板 | 1 | 4.05 |
| さらば | 1 | 4.70 |
| 屋敷 | 1 | 2.89 |
| 早め | 1 | 3.69 |
| くれる | 1 | 1.97 |
| 持ち | 1 | 2.99 |
| 手々 | 1 | 3.09 |
| どうせ | 1 | 3.22 |
| ちょー | 1 | 4.51 |
| 栃木県 | 1 | 6.28 |
| たり | 1 | 2.26 |
| 幸あれ | 1 | 5.56 |
| 首切り | 1 | 5.66 |
| 思い出話 | 1 | 4.77 |
| 二度と | 1 | 3.48 |
| 咎 | 1 | 4.06 |
| 向ける | 1 | 2.71 |
| 血 | 1 | 2.71 |
| 帰る | 1 | 2.52 |
| 痛い | 1 | 3.09 |
| 杉 | 1 | 2.95 |
| いや | 1 | 2.14 |
| 恥ずかしい | 1 | 3.05 |
| 貴様 | 1 | 2.99 |
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