Teacher, the management isn't doing their job!

A protagonist who only played retro games impulsively started playing the VRMMORPG "Ideal World Online." Despite its name suggesting an ideal world, the reality was that just beneath the surface lay a nest of weirdos. In a world where one's SAN value is steadily chipped away, while being healed by monsters and inanimate objects, The protagonist—with no particular goal in mind—simply drifts along and enjoys this world to the fullest. "Refund my money, dammit, my stomach... my stomach..." became the rallying cry as players collapsed, their fates swayed by hidden parameters. Before long, the protagonist found themselves frequently surrounded by bizarre creatures. Seeking: Safe Zone　Offering: Entire Fortune Will you be able to enjoy such a world, where even such a sign wouldn't be out of place? ※Those seeking typical cheats, moe, harems, raising, growth, skills, walkthroughs, or storylines—about face☆ ※Warning: Cruel acts are done casually☆ ※The content of the title and synopsis will gradually appear. Please wait patiently. For side stories and anecdotes not included in events or main text, see the extras here: https://ncode.syosetu.com/n7245gk/