Expression of Condolences

"Ugh, another feelings declaration." At a certain set meal restaurant. A couple. The man said this while looking at his smartphone and frowned. "Feelings declaration?" his girlfriend asked. "Oh, you don't know? When celebrities who've caused scandals apologize, right, they kind of flip out in reverse, like, see this idol was caught on film dating a guy by a weekly magazine, and then in the SNS post after that, the text was like: 'If my actions have caused any misunderstanding among my fans, I sincerely apologize' or 'However, since incorrect information is also circulating, I pray that everyone won't take it at face value' and 'Due to heartless people's slander and defamation, I've been experiencing poor health' and 'I'm considering consulting with my lawyer'—like, it's obvious they don't think they're in the wrong, you know? It's hilarious. Just go ahead and consider it on your own time, right?" "Hmm..." "Like, you can see right through that pride—combining an apology with a threat at the same time." "Is that so." "Exactly, why don't they think it over carefully before posting? If they just apologized sincerely, they'd make a good impression." "Never mind that—you're cheating, aren't you?" "...Huh?"